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Army Announces People With Ukraine Flags In Bio Will Be Drafted First

submitted by bossman131 to whatever 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 10:18:49 ago (+21/-0)     (youtu.be)

https://youtu.be/_aFNcq428NU?si=2-dLSD-GdfyOnguQ



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[ - ] WanderingToast 0 points 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 14:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

I remember reading about a law that very nearly got passed in the US a very long time ago.

In order to declare war, there had to be a vote. And everyone that voted yes would be put in a draft pool, those who voted no would not.

[ - ] prototype 0 points 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 17:53:15 ago (+0/-0)

Make it a 3/4ths or 4/5ths vote, with the power to veto (but not approve) given to the executive.

Strengthens the guarantee that we don't go to war over bullshit, and where we do, we have enough able bodies to improve the chance of victory.

No draft pool, because governments can use it to select who they want to go to war to die, and reshape or condition a nation to their liking.

Everyone that votes yes for war, if the vote passes, is conscripted automatically.

[ - ] ManwiththeNewspaper 8 points 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 12:09:12 ago (+8/-0)

Ok Babylon Bee now do Israel…

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 3 points 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 12:59:01 ago (+3/-0)

Army announces people with wooden doors will be gassed first.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 2 points 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 14:06:51 ago (+2/-0)

They never will.

Only the onion being satirical had the balls to make fun of jews.

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII 0 points 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 15:12:46 ago (+0/-0)

The Bab Bee is kiked, will never happen.

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 11:47:03 ago (+5/-0)

Don't worry the military is yiddish now you'll still participate in demoralization rituals!

It'll be like you never stopped watching Netflix!

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 11:09:30 ago (+0/-0)

morons