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UpGoat’s First Date

submitted by dingbat to memesharing 1 monthMar 9, 2025 12:46:39 ago (+74/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 21:23:36 ago (+2/-1)

🤣👌🏻

[ - ] rapid_water 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 04:15:55 ago (+1/-0)

made me laugh

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 08:48:34 ago (+1/-0)

The only women I bother talking to, are those that pay me for home repairs. Even then, I mostly grunt and mumble. 'Can you fix muh lite switch?'---'Uhhhuh'---'Great! Here's some money!'---'mmmhmm'.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 15:57:01 ago (+4/-2)

on my first "date" we watched cnn and I bitched, he bitched and by second date I was asked to move in.

if you didn't get a second date you did it wrong.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 4 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:13:56 ago (+4/-0)

Excellent! Guys are just as brainwashed in my experience. Glad you found a keeper!

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 21:41:44 ago (+2/-1)

Bitch is a racemixing whore, she found a beta white nigger loving simp. Lol.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 08:51:48 ago (+1/-0)

He is a Soundcloud mumblerapper

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 3 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 19:27:59 ago (+3/-0)

And that's the way you do it.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 15:50:08 ago (+4/-0)

Some Whites just can't handle hearing the truth, and instantly retreat. The ((( media ))) and ((( education ))) system's conditioning is that strong.

I've had more than a few tell me "I was right" months, or even years after the fact.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 4 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:12:48 ago (+4/-0)

That’s nice to hear!

[ - ] Flanders 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 19:21:04 ago (+2/-0)

It takes repeated smaller tidbits from many of us, over time, before the normies begin overcoming enough to search and to reason for themselves. The jews have done that same to them (and to many of us, including myself, before we broke through their lying facade of constantly repeated lies from their owned "authoratative" multiple sources.

[ - ] DivineLight2 3 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 04:57:38 ago (+3/-0)

At least they admitted it. Some hope for them. Most go insane with denial despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

[ - ] 2Drunk 8 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 16:30:19 ago (+8/-0)

Meh, I have talked to a woman before. Doubt there are enough red pills to get her to stop smearing petrochemicals on her face.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 5 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:10:35 ago (+5/-0)

Guys are just as clueless (except here, of course) and not hip to the JQ.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:24:55 ago (+3/-0)

I'm just going to agree and not incriminate anyone else any further.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 9 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:37:45 ago (+9/-0)

Lol! I can’t believe how many dumb people there are in general. Last night an old bandmate called me. He said, “Can you believe the state of the world right now? Everything is being taken away by Elon Musk.”
Spoken like a little bitch. I said, “You know what? I don’t really pay attention to politics because it’s all fake.” He had nothing to say after that.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 12:55:02 ago (+2/-0)

We really are a herd animal. The masses in general are so easily influenced and controlled, both in their beliefs and in the way they live their lives. The "cattle & rancher" meme might not be a perfect metaphor, but it's more accurate than not.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 22:09:54 ago (+2/-0)

Had a three hour long conversation with one of my uncles. He was wrong about literally everything. I was fucking stunned how someone could be that ignorant.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 04:35:49 ago (+1/-0)

Wrong about what?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 08:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

LITERALLY EVERYTHING

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 15:55:55 ago (+1/-0)

Even that he is an uncle?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:57:01 ago (+2/-0)

add that to that to her nails from her hands and toes. the smell of acetone is just bad for your lungs and brain. i just dont get it

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 21:02:58 ago (+1/-0)

I use acetone to glue plastic pieces together. With all the PPE I have, outdoors. Wearing it is insane.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 08:50:38 ago (+1/-1)

lol maskie KYS