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There's a new study out that shows that caffeine addicts are found to be the most aggressive drivers on the road and cause the most accidents

submitted by Sleazy to whatever 1 monthMar 9, 2025 12:07:54 ago (+14/-3)     (whatever)

with their aggressive maneuvers and road rage out at a vastly higher rate than non-caffeinated drivers. We should demand that they be removed from the roads, and implore the police to pull anyone over who makes the slightest of aggressive maneuvers while driving and have them submit to caffeine level tests, and if there is caffeine in their bloodstream they need to be locked in jail, repeat offenders get locked up for longer.

And make it a law, no drinking coffee or caffeinated beverages in a moving vehicle, even for the passengers. 'Cause you know caffeine is just a gateway stimulant. 100% of meth addicts started with caffeine. 100% of cocaine addicts too!


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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 12:13:03 ago (+3/-0)

What is a "caffeine addict"? Also, you should post a link to this study.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 13:50:52 ago (+1/-0)

A caffeine addict is a habitual user of caffeine, typically dosing more than once per day. (that study was sourced from his anus)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 09:23:41 ago (+1/-0)

Frankly I think any definition of addiction is going to be arbitrary because an addictive substance causes an urge to consume more, probably with even a single use, and the difference between a one cup a day user and a 5 cup a day user is a difference in degree and not kind.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 11:39:43 ago (+0/-0)

I'm a 5 a dayer. I'm trying to scale it back. Yesterday I did 3. This is not a health decision this is a fuck ((them))) I don't need you decision. When coffee is cheap or free again I will resume normal practices.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 12:43:02 ago (+0/-0)

I'm doing pretty well at keeping my bacon addiction under control. Two strips per morning are rarely exceeded, but my life is so much better with bacon. As for alcohol, I've knocked that back to a shockingly low level. Tea, on the other hand, I drink throughout the day. If the caffeine in it is having any effect, it's sure not noticable. Maybe the process of making and drinking tea itself has the stronger addictive properties.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 12:30:24 ago (+4/-0)

Getting a bit extreme, yeah? Why not ban music, it can cause a similar stimulation to caffeine.

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 12:54:00 ago (+8/-0)

Judaism and niggers enrage me. Let's ban those.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 6 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 12:56:50 ago (+6/-0)

Now we are getting somewhere.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 21:14:18 ago (+1/-0)

"ban"? Open Season, better idea.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 21:21:33 ago (+1/-0)

NO BAG LIMIT!!

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 12:43:38 ago (+3/-0)

Or it’s just a coincidence that people with a proclivity for over indulgence of caffeine are also very poor drivers. Maybe they would still be aggressive drivers even if they never touched caffeine. Time to study aggressive driving in Utah and see if there is correlation.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 21:36:29 ago (+1/-0)

Most people are poor drivers. Most people ingest caffeine. I'm sure caffeine is the cause.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 5 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 12:53:19 ago (+5/-0)

Funny way to describe niggers but whatever.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 13:21:21 ago (+2/-0)

The irony is lost on caffeine addicts when they disparage drugs they're not addicted to, or don't like.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 13:31:19 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 13:52:11 ago (+2/-0)

He's probably high on caffeine right now.

[ - ] Lophan 6 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 13:56:28 ago (+7/-1)

I find white women to be some of the most aggressive and dangerous on the road, especially if they're driving an suv, around here.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 19:05:50 ago (+3/-0)

Oh look a male feminist dropping random hate on women of his own race. You sound like a nigger complaining about white violence.

[ - ] Lophan 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 08:18:11 ago (+1/-0)

Male feminist? Where the fuck did you get that from?

Do observable facts hurt you?

Me thinks you protest too much, let me guess, you drive an suv or bmw.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 08:38:38 ago (+1/-0)

Male feminist because you are the mirror image of a feminist. Is that too difficult a comparsison for you to grasp? That is what MGTurds are.

Men kill more people on the road. Men kill more people off the road. Males are the most aggressive sex in human beings and in almost any other animal you can think of. If murder and violence are aggressive dangerous behaviors then white women are literally the least aggressive dangerous people on the planet.

Do observable facts hurt you? This is why you sound like a nigger complaining about white violence. Your anecdotes do not reflect broad trends. They are meant to distract from them.

[ - ] Lophan 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 11:36:02 ago (+1/-0)

I'm gonna say you're one of them crazy bitches on the road.

Thanks for clarifying.

You should take the bus more often.

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:05:11 ago (+2/-0)

If I see a standard Nissan on the road I watch the fuck out. Likely black and fucking crazy.

[ - ] Lophan 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 14:29:34 ago (+1/-0)

Used/old Lexus or Mercedes =

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 14:28:32 ago (+0/-0)

Around here too, and they are always fatties

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:53:34 ago (+0/-0)

Especially if they're on any kind of medical birth control.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 15:33:36 ago (+2/-0)

Typical coffee appreciator.

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 16:06:43 ago (+2/-0)

There's not enough aggresive drivers.

[ - ] Reunto 3 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:36:48 ago (+3/-0)

Define addict...

(Sips 10th coffee of the day)

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:54:54 ago (+0/-0)

Are you a zogbot lover ?
You call for MORE policing ?
I hope you're being satirical.

[ - ] Sniggers 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 18:52:01 ago (+0/-0)

But they're not.

The worst drivers I've seen should drink some coffee and calm down.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 19:03:19 ago (+1/-0)

I believe it. I quit caffeine a few years ago after around 35 years of chronic use. Nobody ever really discouraged me from drinking it . I really wish someone would have. Im am much calmer now. Aspects of my personality that I thought were “me” turned out to be just too much coffee. To me, quitting caffeine was as important as quitting booze and cigarettes.

Caffeine is highly addictive. Its a scam billionaires use to make money. Its just a waste of money. Your body doesn’t need it.

[ - ] Trope 4 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 19:22:21 ago (+4/-0)

I have the solution: Slow drivers stick to the right lanes.

Let the speed demons blaze by.

Slow drivers cause the most trouble because normal people work to maneuver around them creating unpredictable and unnecessary movement.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 08:49:23 ago (+0/-1)

Everybody not driving the way I want them to is the problem!

No. Objectively, slower speeds are safer because less momentum in a collision, easier to manuever, longer reaction times.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 21:37:52 ago (+1/-0)

implore the police

Lol, what are you retaded?

1: The police are not your friends.

2: Those niggers don't pull over anyone dangerous, only easily intimidated Whites for easy paychecks.

3: The police are not your friends.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 22:10:02 ago (+0/-0)

i was kidding, being facetious

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 23:37:37 ago (+3/-0)

It's true. I love getting all hopped up on 5 or 6 coffees and forcing retards into the ditch. Get out of the goddamn fast lane!

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 00:02:49 ago (+2/-0)

I knew it!