A nigger taught me this shit - Upgoat

A nigger taught me this shit
submitted by kammmmak to whatever 1 monthMar 8, 2025 11:29:19 ago (+48/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/enu55s.mp4

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 21:33:59 ago (+2/-0)

Is that the same baffroom the other niggers Glocked themselves in!🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:49:54 ago (+3/-0)

I aint interested in anything a nigger got to say, except 'I'm movin to Africa'

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:12:38 ago (+3/-0)

goddamn right!

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 16:58:29 ago (+3/-0)

Everyone that thinks this would cause a shock is a nigger.

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 07:02:00 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I was very confused. There's no reason for the juice to travel down the knife.

But it could still knock some electrons off and cause a reaction that way.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 21:19:48 ago (+3/-0)

Pure genius, put something conductive next to the soft pallet adjacent to your brain.

[ - ] con77 4 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:13:26 ago (+4/-0)

future Darwin award recipient

[ - ] GroundskeeperWillie 5 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 14:56:56 ago (+5/-0)

Probably shit himself.

[ - ] ZenoOfElea 6 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:45:38 ago (+6/-0)

The wonders upgaot shows me. That whole video played an the fire alarm didn't chirp once. What a time to be alive.

[ - ] Master_B 8 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 12:41:39 ago (+8/-0)

Man of Science!!

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 4 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:11:04 ago (+4/-0)

future rocket doctor

[ - ] Cantaloupe 12 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 11:42:39 ago (+12/-0)

That could travel to the heart, brain or vital nerves causing serious injury or cardiac arrest; and burn nerves causing long-term effects.

[ + ] JustALover

[ - ] JustALover 20 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 11:57:56 ago (+20/-0)

brain

The nigger in the video won't be having such problems.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:46:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:46:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 15 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 11:49:16 ago (+15/-0)

15 minute nigger forgot he was the nigger who taught it to him(self).

[ + ] Whatthefuck

[ - ] Whatthefuck 16 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 12:38:33 ago (+16/-0)

This is actually the 3rd time he's filmed it, but it erases his memory every time. Another 5-6 times and he may even goodify himself.

[ + ] BloodyComet

[ - ] BloodyComet 8 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 17:08:37 ago (+8/-0)

Hahah, I imagine him between each take, deleting the last take like "Wtf is dis shit I dindu dat filming, fuck dis file yo! Aight, yo, check it, a nigga taught me dis..." ZAP!!

Twenty minutes later: "Ay... sheeeeit, I'm sore. Anyways I gots ta upload dat trick dat nigga showed me. What the fuck is dis video?!!?" deletes. "Sheeeeeit, aight ya'll, I gots a trick to show ya'll. A nigga showed me dis." ZAP!

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:08:24 ago (+3/-0)

one can hope

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat 5 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 14:14:51 ago (+5/-0)

😂

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:08:00 ago (+2/-0)

FUKN A!

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 5 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 14:08:54 ago (+5/-0)

Not to mention the obvious risk of choking to death (I was kind of counting on this, but the post wasn't tagged for gore).