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The best lottery ticket

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 monthMar 7, 2025 09:26:46 ago (+7/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Do you play the lottery for fun and recreation?

Well Bitcoin has better chance of large gains and the ticket never expires and has always been able to able to be cashed in for at least the purchase price.

And it's fun too.


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 20:14:04 ago (+0/-0)

'Better chance of large gains'

But only of numbers on a computer screen, not actyal wealth.

Crypto is worth exactly as much as every lottery ticket you won nothing on.

Shits a valueless scam that if it wasnt for retards trying to offload their worthless shit to other retards we wouldnt be hearing about it any more.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 19:17:03 ago (+0/-0)

Bitcoin is gay.

I hold a small but of crypto.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 12:37:16 ago (+0/-0)

I quit gambling. Didn’t plan on quitting but my usual routine after buying beer was to walk into the bar, risk a hundred or seven. January came around, I told myself “let’s let the gambling gods decide if I make this a new year resolution”.

$60 in the machine, if I win anything I will continue being a gambler. Loser goes home to drink beer forever.

Cheers!

Side Note: as someone who had a gambling problem a few years ago, just want to mention my gambling was a symptom of depression. A broken crutch for a beaten man.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 12:02:07 ago (+2/-0)

Never played the lottery,

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 12:23:54 ago (+1/-1)

And now you're a spinster.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 12:50:31 ago (+0/-0)*

You gamble just visiting this site!

KNOCK KNOCK

“who is it?” - you

ANTISEMITE POLICE OPEN THE DOOR” - some kikes

“But I was only there for the rock’n meme action officer Epstein!” - you

“PUT YOUR FEET ON YOUR HEAD AND STICK OUT YOUR TONGE!” - same kikes

“What?” - you

“PUT HER DOWN”
BRRRRRT*.

..GAME OVER..

[ - ] germ22 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 10:58:45 ago (+0/-0)

In the past when i was rather dissatisfied with my live i occasionally bought lottery tickets. It was something else i could think about while being in the daily grind and rat race.
Now since i have my own business i am much happier and never even think about lotteries anymore. even tho i have less money.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 09:31:29 ago (+0/-0)

always

Obviously not true.