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I bought a florida lottery ticket

submitted by con77 to whatever 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 07:43:27 ago (+26/-0)     (whatever)

$2 Wednesday night

Checked it last night.

4 out of 5 numbers!

It paid $150

Better than a poke in the eye.

1 more number would have been worth $9 million.


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[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 09:24:09 ago (+0/-0)

Two weeks

Or heck maybe only one!

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 16:38:39 ago (+0/-0)

yeah i dont gamble. i have no hope or even desire to become rich. why? as soon as i become rich i'm gonna have lots of fake friends and relatives who loves me now lol

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:05:19 ago (+1/-0)

Now tell me how many times how many times you've spent $2 in vain.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:46:57 ago (+0/-0)

10,000

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:14:30 ago (+1/-0)

150 jew bucks will still get you, what, maybe 2 big macs? Jewnited states cost of living is hilarious, but it's gotta be a free dinner.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 11:19:04 ago (+1/-0)

Have you lost more than 150 dollars playing lotto over your lifetime?

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 12:45:30 ago (+0/-0)

Oh hell yes!

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 12:34:43 ago (+1/-0)

4 out 5 numbers and only $150? That's a ripoff - should be at least $150k if it's a multi-million dollar lotto.
Same thing happened to me a few years back - played my state's million dollar lotto, got 4 of 6 numbers, I was excited thinking I'd won $50k - checked the back of the ticket and it was only worth $30. I was fucking pissed.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 15:09:18 ago (+1/-0)

And that is how they keep you coming back to buy more.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 17:07:27 ago (+1/-0)

Don't worry, the Jews will get you next time twice as much.

The trick is to realize you needed to try it once to see what the experience is, and now that you did it, you don't need go do it again.

If you want to gamble, bet on the house. Try the stock market.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 19:51:56 ago (+0/-0)

I walked away without buying a scratch off ticket and spent $48 on groceries.

That's a win.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:24:47 ago (+2/-0)

You gotta buy me something purdy now!

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:46:14 ago (+2/-0)

Name it!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:50:19 ago (+2/-0)

I wunt a high quality thingamaJigger from the place. A blue one!!

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 12:44:29 ago (+2/-0)

Done!

[ - ] dulcima 4 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 07:49:07 ago (+4/-0)

Nice.

I get a $5.60 ticket for our Saturday draw. Rarely have any luck... except that one time I won just over $900. I was so dizzy with elation I made a post about it on Old Voat!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:27:05 ago (+6/-0)

Back when I was young and flat broke I had twenty dollars left to my name. I walked into a video poker place and put the twenty in and max bet every time. The very last button push that MF hit the jackpot and I waltzed outta there with $1200 buckaroonies.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:44:55 ago (+2/-0)

Strange luck

I know all about it

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:48:21 ago (+3/-0)

Me and my son walked out of a store last summer and he darted off to the side and came running back and said "dad, I just found a hundred bucks" and I said let me see it and I took it from him and started adding up the power bill, water bill, grocery bill, gas running him to ball games, clothing and video games I bought him and told him he still owed me about 200K. lol I gave it back to him though.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 4 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 08:03:00 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 09:11:54 ago (+1/-0)

How does a video get that small?

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:14:16 ago (+1/-0)

Genetics?

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 13:52:20 ago (+0/-0)

Hold down the Ctrl button and scroll down.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 18:07:25 ago (+0/-0)

How does it even have a suck ball out feature.

[ - ] registereduser 8 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 08:06:48 ago (+9/-1)

The jew tax on the extra stupid portion of the populace.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 5 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 09:06:08 ago (+5/-0)

I look at it as voluntary state income tax with a possibility of a return.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 09:25:25 ago (+4/-0)

Bitcoin has better chance of large gains and the ticket never expires and has always been able to able to be cashed in for at least the purchase price.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 09:54:24 ago (+2/-0)

Cheap entertainment thinking "what if?" Less cost and less danger to your health than some shitty beetus-laden "coffee."

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 2 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 10:56:35 ago (+2/-0)

Let's revisit con77 in a year after he's spent thousands chasing that "almost" moment and has nothing to show for it, but we all know this will never happen since people ONLY post when they win.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 12:42:14 ago (+2/-0)

I've been spending $15 a week.

I could donate it to Gaza I guess?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 monthsMar 7, 2025 14:10:29 ago (+1/-0)

Kars 4 Kids has been running quite a few ads this year on the Atlanta metro.

Wonder if they're begging for land in other states.