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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 18:12:00 ago (+2/-0)

Save the cucumbers!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 23:45:36 ago (+2/-0)

Eaten them all. Planted seeds but they are very slow growing despite still-warm conditions. They are lebanese cucumbers and they seem to have an in-built body clock that says: "summer growing only" whereas the english cucumbers will grow reasonably well in early autumn.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 17:44:49 ago (+2/-0)

May it hit your neighborhood head-on

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 18:48:09 ago (+1/-0)

Settle down. It moight be fucken fucked, mate. but get yer heahd from out yer backside.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 23:42:29 ago (+2/-0)

Oh!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 3 monthsMar 6, 2025 23:46:22 ago (+2/-0)

It's very scary.