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When the body hits the floor

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 1 monthMar 6, 2025 09:47:26 ago (+32/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/yj7yft.mp4



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[ - ] BMN003 8 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 10:02:52 ago (+8/-0)

You have floors in your house. The stuff outside is called "ground."

[ - ] fnbs 4 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 10:58:46 ago (+4/-0)

Thank you, i see so many tards calling the ground a fuckin floor!

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 11:01:28 ago (+1/-0)

That is nigger usage. Whites used to know the difference between ground and a floor, but niggers have never been able to distinguish between the two.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 11:50:03 ago (+1/-0)

Are you talking about the 15 minute nog?

Because he's already moved on and ain't noe nuffin nigga!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:15:55 ago (+1/-0)

Also jeets and chinkers

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 11:34:05 ago (+0/-0)*

Looks like a cement floor in the very area there not ground but hey not sure.

[ - ] BMN003 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 07:38:09 ago (+0/-0)

Guessing you're not a native English speaker. You've touched on one of the unwritten rules of the language: it's not the fact that the thing on the ground is manmade that makes it "a floor" rather than "the ground", but whether it is surrounded by walls or not. "Ground" would still be a common way to refer to a sidewalk or street, and a native speaker would absolutely never use "floor" for those. If you wanted to be specific, you'd call them "concrete" or "pavement". You'd want to use those if you end up in one of the grey areas like, say, an open-walled pavilion.

I'm legitimately having trouble thinking of how I'd refer to the surface of a boat dock, boardwalk or, say, a wooden porch. "Deck" I guess. Doesn't come up much.

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 11:32:20 ago (+2/-0)*

Reminded me of the song and yeah a cemented base is a floor even if outside.

[ - ] dalai_llama 4 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 12:25:36 ago (+4/-0)

I assumed the post title was a pun referencing the lyrics: "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" from the song "Bodies" by American rock band Drowning Pool released in May 2001 for the debut album "Sinners," released by Wind-up Records on June 5, 2001.

However, I believe the much more compelling debate about what is and isn't a floor merits an entire thread of discussion. According to Merriam-Webster, a floor could refer to:

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a: the lower inside surface of a hollow structure (such as a cave or bodily part)
b: a ground surface: the ocean floor

So it appears that referring to any ground surface is a widely accepted use of the word floor. I hereby certify the post title as accurate. If you have any questions, you can contact our editorial board at: whogivesashitabouttheuseofthewordfloorasgroundamiriteorwhatlmfao@aol.com

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:18:52 ago (+3/-0)

This is a very neri-esque post. You get a demerit for that.
Moreover, you draw an incorrect conclusion from the definitions. Two demerits

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 16:46:40 ago (+1/-0)

'ocean floor' is very compelling tho

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 17:17:52 ago (+1/-0)

Not compelling for his case though.
Think about it. The ocean floor is in the ocean as in a ginormous water container. So the ground becomes the floor because it is within. I don’t know how to word this in a clear way, I’m not good at explaining common sense

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 17:22:47 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not good at understanding common sense

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 00:58:30 ago (+0/-0)

It's okay, you will learn someday. I have lots of faith in you. I guess you could say that there isn't really a floor that's low enough to keep you from rising up.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 11:30:59 ago (+0/-0)

Ha! I only laughed at your attempt to turn this around and cover up your inconsistencies in logical understanding.
The pun was okay

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 08:44:54 ago (+1/-0)

Well I am just floored by this response!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 00:23:55 ago (+0/-0)

Better pun

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 22:42:27 ago (+0/-0)

I thought you'd go with 'pelvic floor', considering your handle.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 11:31:40 ago (+0/-0)

Are you thinking of a doula?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:15:15 ago (+1/-0)

Yep Yepp

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 11:35:09 ago (+0/-0)

Ceiling-sky. Floor-ground. Wall-where flat earth ends with an edge.

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 11:41:45 ago (+0/-0)

But at the edge is a wall to hold all da waters

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:15:32 ago (+0/-0)

I always thought fatmericans called it something different. Well fuck me, you aren't all retarded.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:19:12 ago (+0/-0)

Gtfo

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 16:47:10 ago (+0/-0)

STFU

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 10:16:03 ago (+4/-0)

That flip at the end!

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 10:45:16 ago (+3/-0)

Def a 9/10 🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 10:50:06 ago (+3/-0)

Is he gonna be ok?

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 11:04:35 ago (+3/-0)

When their sandals come off like that it's 100% fatal.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 11:51:02 ago (+0/-0)

Is that if both come off or only one is found?

[ - ] kammmmak [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 11:42:58 ago (+2/-0)

He wasn't ok before so
Only Whites are ok

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:19:30 ago (+0/-0)

No

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 13:01:56 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know why I expected him to appear out of the other side.

Of course it was a shit world country that drives on the left.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 22:43:47 ago (+1/-0)

Like, England.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 13:51:42 ago (+4/-0)

This happened because he lifted the bed too fast and had too much material at the front of the dump bed. It looks like he didn't unlatch his dogs. Which are the pneumatic hooks that lock the tailgate in place. This truck was destroyed by an idiot.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthMar 7, 2025 12:52:06 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sure weight limits had a say in this as well.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:15:03 ago (+0/-0)

China?

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 17:15:04 ago (+0/-0)

Philippian

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 17:22:21 ago (+0/-0)

Same difference.
I was gonna say they all look the same but philipians somehow look uglier

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 17:35:50 ago (+0/-0)

Philippians when said quickly is flip-ians.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T2iZPRif2i4

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:26:27 ago (+0/-0)

I just realized something. Aren't these people supposed to raise the dump bed and drive forward to let it hit the ground? Not just raise it and stay put?

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 14:35:31 ago (+2/-0)

Street shitter? Looked like some kind of dark skin.

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 17:13:22 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 07:19:48 ago (+0/-0)

Now currently taking over the trucking industry in the US.
Ain't no more good ole boy white knight truck drivers.
Shitskins now roam the highways as the new face of "truckin"