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Whew, close shave there

submitted by boekanier to funny 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 01:30:32 ago (+45/-0)     (pomf.lain.la)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 10 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 05:15:35 ago (+10/-0)

She doesn't really care about the beard, she cares about the power. Denied.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 10:18:15 ago (+3/-0)

That is exactly it. "I got him to shave his beard, I can get him to do more for me."

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 08:34:53 ago (+2/-0)

yup

[ - ] hylo 6 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 08:38:35 ago (+6/-0)

She was gonna stand him up and brag to her whores how she got him to shave his beard.

[ - ] con77 4 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 09:44:50 ago (+4/-0)

That Ben Franklin was a savvy dude!

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:57:35 ago (+1/-0)

Tell her you'll shave when her bmi is 19

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 11:43:55 ago (+1/-0)

I bet her body count is scary.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 03:43:05 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes I wish I could grow a bear so I could tell a broad I won't shave. But my wife married me since I'm hairless.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 17:18:01 ago (+0/-0)

Oscar Wild wouldve said that

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:56:09 ago (+0/-0)

Great response man!!!!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 11:28:25 ago (+0/-0)

The wymxnz was confused by the ending comment because it was history related and not Kardashian.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 10:17:27 ago (+0/-0)

Dating is not worth it in current year. Marriage hell no, and kids even less

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 08:19:22 ago (+0/-1)

Ben Franklin was a whore monger.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 08:37:24 ago (+0/-0)

really? i thought that jefferson was the whoremonger of the group. when i think of old benny i think of a wise grandpa figure or something. i also associate him with high esoterism and scientific knowledge which in those days came in hand in hand.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 08:46:42 ago (+1/-0)

Ben Franklin was a worse whore monger than jefferson. Known to frequent prostitutes. Ben Franklin was not “our guy”. He was practically a jew. Im not saying he was, simply that he used similar strategies to gain power. I think personality-wise he was a lot like Trump— an insufferable egomaniac. I read his autobiography a long time ago. He really seemed like an asshole. I will admit he was a genius with a great head for science though.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 11:29:26 ago (+0/-0)

Not fish?

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 03:23:57 ago (+1/-2)

Send me your dick pics bro. I’m tired of asking. Fucking gay

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 03:43:41 ago (+0/-0)

Break bricks wet nips