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Thought I had today

submitted by Scruffy to whatever 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:28:25 ago (+11/-0)     (whatever)

Was listening to a coworker talk about how his girlfriend is “finding herself” now that she’s traveling a bunch for work, and how he wishes she could have done so before they started dating or something similar. Good dude, hopefully she’s not finding herself riding the cock carousel. Anyways, occurs to me:

Women think and do pretty much what they’re told. Unfortunately, the only thing they listen to is social media.


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[ - ] Sector2 9 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 19:13:42 ago (+9/-0)

The majority of people do what they're told. Only a small percentage of us are blessed with oppositional defiance skills.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 21:18:50 ago (+4/-1)

"blessed with oppositional defiance"

I don't really think it's a blessing on balance. Ignorance truly is bliss. A 20 or 30-point IQ lobotomy would make life much more enjoyable for many people.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 06:59:15 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, sex, amusement, social welfare, sports... life is wonderful

[ - ] registered_bot 2 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 00:38:09 ago (+2/-0)

I was called into the principals office as a freshman in high school. They were trying to tell me insubordination is illegal, they had an officer there nodding for effect. Saying that I could go to a juvenile detention center.

I didn't know what insubordination meant at the time. So I was basically confused face the entire meeting. After the brow beating I looked it up in a dictionary. And I couldn't believe they had made a definition for who I was, and then I started to realize the world was fucked if having my thoughts and actions was deemed bad.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 21:17:34 ago (+3/-0)

Oh hell if she's finding herself then he's definitely lost her. That's code for you're very second on my list and I might string you along as a back-up plan but the first time I find anything better I'm dumping your ass.

[ - ] registered_bot 0 points 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 00:40:45 ago (+0/-0)

Ezekiel from Greece with his washboard stomach is all that is on her mind now.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 3 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:38:46 ago (+1/-0)

Is he retarded? She's fucking around 100%

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 21:09:40 ago (+2/-0)

shes boning other dudes. he needs to realize it

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:36:42 ago (+2/-1)

Not all women break slutty when they go through shit. Sometimes it is just the separation and new scenery that many find healing.

Just offering a different perspective.

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:41:23 ago (+0/-0)

Very fair. I don’t make that assumption for her, tho I haven’t talked with her much. General vibe for the couple seems good. She likes traveling, ain’t nothing wrong with that.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 9 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:43:33 ago (+9/-0)

I agree. Although, a woman who openly says "I'm finding myself" sounds like a fucking loon.

[ - ] Scruffy [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:52:33 ago (+0/-0)

Haha I agree, couple must be mid 20’s I think? Young but not kids.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 19:48:10 ago (+2/-0)

They are still kids until they are in their 40s it seems…