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dear misanthropes, trolls, and hatefulbigothomophones. have i got an opportunity for you.

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 12:31:36 ago (+17/-0)     (whatever)

there exists near the town of napavine washington, right off of the main infection vector of Interstate 5, a billboard. this isnt just any billboard. it bears a poorly rendered image of uncle sam and a readerboard that has been triggering lefties for 30 years. it is now for sale. the commies are going to buy it and use it as a trophy. only 2 million bucks. exactly between portland and seattle. https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/i-5s-uncle-sam-50-years-and-still-ticked-off-near-chehalis/


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[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 13:55:22 ago (+2/-0)

It showed a photo of the billboard carrying the message, β€œTHERE ARE NO BILLBOARDS IN RUSSIA!”

That doesn't sound like as much of an own as it was probably meant to.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 16:11:52 ago (+0/-0)

Where is the sale listed?
It's possible I could buy it, but I couldn't maintain it.

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 16:41:37 ago (+1/-0)*

israel jimenez 360-269-2083. theres some sort of NDA associated with the sale. the commies will move heaven and earth to get this sign. its the last high profile piece left of our culture. it was the voice of locals for many, many years. i suspect the NDA is that the freemasons owned it. just something i heard over the years. find me on facebook and i'll show you the post. tim ritter i'd maintain the shit out of it and destroy anyone that tried to shut us up. thats my home. i grew up 3 miles from there. started my business and got my first comcheck out of that truck stop. heck i could even turn you a profit out of there i think.

Who wants to own the iconic Uncle Sam Sign property?
πŸ“ Prime Commercial Investment Opportunity
🏒 1393 Rush Rd, Napavine, WA 98565
πŸ’° $2,500,000
πŸ“ 3.54 Acres / 154,202 SF
πŸš— 52,000+ vehicles passing daily
πŸ”₯ Strategic location at Exit 72 on I-5


[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 17:01:41 ago (+0/-0)

okay! i've just arranged a maintenance crew and content management crew for you, if you were serious. local boys. you and i would handle the writing, of course. LOL

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:02:47 ago (+1/-0)

I missed the 2 million dollar price point.
For that location, it's quite the ask isn't it?
I have liquidity but no so much that I would want a golf cart dealer plot on an interstate onramp.
My apologies, I should have put more effort into reading the original post - I spent most of my time on the article.

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:16:58 ago (+1/-0)

its okay. then we're in the same boat. know any rednecks with showin' off money? we'd make him proud i guarantee it.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:04:25 ago (+1/-0)

That is a cultural icon. A website could make itself off that billboard. A small ad on it may pay for the whole deal.

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:10:29 ago (+1/-0)

the right rednecks havent been informed yet. do what you can. locals are standing by.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:27:00 ago (+1/-0)

That’s my goal, move to the country and put a sign in my yard that triggers communists.

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 18:29:11 ago (+0/-0)

know anybody with stupid money?