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Just Saw This at a Gas Station On My Way Home From Work...

submitted by Scyber to funny 1 monthMar 3, 2025 20:14:32 ago (+39/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/alks90.jpg

This was on every pump too. I have some questions that don't need to be answered...


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[ - ] WyattDonnelly 13 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 20:18:20 ago (+13/-0)

Do not insert in rectum, you'll get gas.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 20:26:52 ago (+6/-0)

rectum hell, kilt'em both!

[ - ] mahavishnunj 10 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 20:35:53 ago (+10/-0)

Fuck you, I'm paying for it, I'll put it where I want.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 5 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 23:44:26 ago (+5/-0)

Remember when Biden was elected and people put those "I did that" stickers on the gas pumps? I got a few Steve Erkel "Did I do that?" stickers printed and slapped them on there. Then I stopped because I didn't want to keep wasting money on a bit that only I thought was funny.

[ - ] MartinTimothy 2 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 03:23:23 ago (+3/-1)

"When Biden was elected stole the Presidential election..

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 07:37:36 ago (+1/-1)

"When Trump Biden was elected stole gave away the Presidential election..

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 08:09:08 ago (+1/-1)

Exactly

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 04:22:01 ago (+0/-0)

Tomato tomato. When the slightly less pudgy geriatric jew puppet was the figurehead for our country.

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 02:16:23 ago (+1/-1)

Listen, it's funny.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 20:49:36 ago (+4/-0)

Be careful, there could be niggers...

[ - ] dassar 3 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 21:09:23 ago (+3/-0)

'Then they fell over, dead!'

"Why what happened?'

"Ran out of gas'.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 20:17:14 ago (+3/-0)

Funny,how there is NO Spanish language warning? Hmmmm....What's that message?

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 20:32:07 ago (+0/-1)

Only whitebois have done these things.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 00:59:09 ago (+2/-0)

So pussy is okay.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 10:26:48 ago (+0/-0)

just yours

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 2 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 23:33:14 ago (+2/-0)

Don't tell me what to do!

[ - ] AttilaHitler 2 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 22:39:43 ago (+2/-0)

Mouth or rectum of who though? How are you supposed to know?!

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 22:12:08 ago (+2/-0)

Abos...

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 01:25:02 ago (+2/-0)

Then it would say "don't sniff."

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 21:57:55 ago (+2/-0)

California?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 21:37:05 ago (+2/-0)

Fake.

[ - ] Moravian 1 point 1 monthMar 4, 2025 10:53:32 ago (+1/-0)

After what you did last time what'd you expect?

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 1 monthMar 4, 2025 08:17:26 ago (+1/-0)

become ungovernable

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 1 monthMar 4, 2025 00:52:29 ago (+1/-0)

That won't stop the pedo lardass kikefag dangus from shoving the nozzle into his rectum then sucking on it like he sucks off dirtywiggerfag.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 monthMar 3, 2025 21:42:33 ago (+1/-0)

And just in time too!

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1 monthMar 3, 2025 20:22:35 ago (+1/-0)

RotFL !...!...!

Finally !...!

Two words: "Autoerotic Mummification!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nAM7p041syw&pp

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 10:50:52 ago (+0/-0)

Anybody that does that deserves what happens to them.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 10:25:35 ago (+0/-0)

cept it's been around the internet over a decade.
Cuck AF

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 monthMar 4, 2025 08:11:08 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a dare to me