NEED LIFE HELP - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

NEED LIFE HELP
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 1 monthMar 2, 2025 23:19:41 ago (+3/-3) (whatever)

MY DICK 2 BIG

WHAT IM POSED 2 DO

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 00:23:46 ago (+0/-0)

I'm showing this post to your mom.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 14:53:45 ago (+0/-0)

Asking guys about your dick certainly isn't gay...

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 18:26:35 ago (+0/-0)

Next time you tuck, use tape. He will never know.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 1 monthMar 2, 2025 23:25:15 ago (+1/-0)

They is cultcha right here

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 1 monthMar 2, 2025 23:38:29 ago (+1/-0)

Just snip it to size. Garden shears are good.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthMar 3, 2025 00:45:39 ago (+1/-0)

bada bing bada boomer

[ - ] Trope 3 points 1 monthMar 2, 2025 23:32:20 ago (+3/-0)

Have you considered porn?

Second question: Have you considered gay porn?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 01:31:58 ago (+0/-0)

It’s his only method of maintaining his watches and shoes, as well as his rent.
The fag pays rent and had shoes.
And watches.