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What is the difference between a good welder and a bad one?

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 17:56:06 ago (+6/-1)     (whatever)

1000 miles of electrode


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[ - ] Reunto 1 point 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 15:04:22 ago (+1/-0)

An employer is looking to hire a welder. A prospect employee walks in for the interview. Resume looks great. Time for the practical test.

"I see your job posting said $25-$45/hr. How much are you going to pay me?"

The HR rep say, "We'll have to do an assessment based on your credentials and give you a number in your offer"

The welder proceeds to create two test samples. The manager and HR rep take them back and look them over. One was dimed, evenly weaved and smooth as an automated weld. The other was a mess of spatter and ugly, meandering stringers. Not pretty but it still got the job done. Confused, they came back to him.

The manger pipes up, "This first weld looks great! But what was going on with this second weld?"

The welder replied pointed at the first weld and then the second saying, "That's $45/hr and this is $25/hr"

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 18:52:10 ago (+0/-0)

I'm getting ready to buy one of those 800 dollar ones from Harbor Freight.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 2 points 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 19:44:19 ago (+2/-0)

Make sure it has a gas port for mig welding flux core is not great

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 19:52:07 ago (+1/-0)

oh absolutely. Anything less would be shit.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 22:07:08 ago (+1/-0)

HF sucks donkey assho

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 18:21:25 ago (+1/-2)

One has a penis.
The other is named @Drstrangestgov.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 4 points 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 18:24:19 ago (+4/-0)

Joe McCarthy says he's your ubermensch. You going to serve him?

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 18:32:52 ago (+2/-1)

unlikely

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 18:30:40 ago (+0/-1)

You're going to have to explain stuff like this.

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=67bbb018e5df9&commentid=67bbbc64b85cb

Or not. None of you even try. But no matter. I have many such instances.

I had a puffed up Unitarian academic type recently say he doesn't believe in the miracles associated with Jesus. Maybe I would have even said I was agnostic myself on them 5 years ago. Not anymore though...

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 12:28:36 ago (+0/-0)

Easily explained. You're completely fuckin' nuts.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 12:38:27 ago (+0/-0)*

More plausible is that I'm just lying. I'm not - but the crazy argument doesn't work well.

This wasn't a matter where I could be subject to visual or audio hallucination as I could FEEL myself pulling the monitor off. If you're unaware, being a good citizen and all, ankle monitors placed on criminal suspects are usually extremely difficult to remove unless you have some kind of instrument to cut them off. Yet I suddenly had the strength to remove it with my bare hands - when seconds before I might as well have been trying to lift a large boulder it was so impossible.

Furthermore...

Many such instances!

I've posted some of them previously here. And have related them offline. Some people are inclined to believe me whole or in part.

You do realize the implications here? I've effectively been handed the keys. Either that or this is some kind of intelligence ruse using classified technology that is above both our pay grades. Other than aliens it's the best I think one can come up with.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 00:57:00 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen those monitors. It doesn't require superhuman strength to break them. They're just plastic. But you might still be free because the emporer has no clothes. I don't think the government is in business anymore

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 01:21:18 ago (+1/-0)

What it looks like is that Russia used its AI system to craft a revolutionary road map for me using my ideas and superior endurance. Something similar to what a fictional Unabomber talks about in this James Patterson novel:

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=674677784355e&commentid=67467d9e13a8f

I'm not kidding.

In any case I keep surviving warrant checks too. The one in May was especially revealing. Had fingerprints and warrants out the ass and the pigs' fingerprint reader came up with no priors. The deputy called it "a real head spinner".

Got away again...

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 01:48:44 ago (+0/-0)

Nah man they're tricking you. Pumping up your ego. Trying to make you think you're special. Your not. You're just a guy living in a weird period of history like the rest of us.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 1 point 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 01:51:31 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe...

Don't think I haven't wondered.

Stay tuned. The ride may get a lot wilder during the Trump years.

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/thefucknsucksociety/talked-to-trump-met-a-hot-blonde-t177.html

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 4, 2025 09:17:01 ago (+0/-0)

Oh man. You're out of control. Do you have anyone that loves you? You might need to be around people that love you man. It looks like you're spinning out.