Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Norwegian army. - Upgoat

Same as in Germany, for years they killed the budget and any promotion, now suddenly they tell you its so tits to join.

But nobody wants to go and be droned, especially not the lefties crying for more war against evil Russia.

[ - ] Wolfspider 6 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 09:14:54 ago (+6/-0)

FAGGOTS!

[ + ] fnbs

[ - ] fnbs 5 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 12:00:28 ago (+5/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/x1sgvm.jpg

[ + ] Master_B

[ - ] Master_B 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 12:12:25 ago (+3/-0)

They sooner die from aids than from bullets.

[ + ] RobertJHarsh

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 12:39:49 ago (+2/-0)

I hope it's super AIDS. No one in that video should ever be allowed to reproduce.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 5 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 09:39:51 ago (+5/-0)

Into the Russian meat grinder

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 15:14:35 ago (+0/-0)

'nom nom nom - need more borscht'

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 5 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 09:24:38 ago (+6/-1)

Russia should take the whole of Europe

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 11:13:27 ago (+2/-1)

Why bother, once you took teritory you have to feed and care for the civis there, nah just lean back and watch them brown themselves out of existance.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 13:01:19 ago (+1/-0)

What is the most popular baby name in 2024? The most popular baby boy name in England and Wales is currently Muhammad

The UK is currently leading, but the rest are trying to catch up.

[ + ] HeavyBrain

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 13:29:30 ago (+1/-0)

Same in Germany Muhammed is the top name, not in France afik but ist in the top 10.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 13:10:42 ago (+4/-0)

So... the Norwegian army is a boy band?

[ - ] glooper 4 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 10:31:29 ago (+4/-0)

Are these the same Nordies that refuse to service the US navy now? (hehehe he said service...)

The russians are going to love buttfucking these arsholes...

[ + ] Rotteuxx

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 5 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 10:45:45 ago (+5/-0)

Yes and never mind the fact that they buy more Russian oil & gas than they've provided financial aid to Ukraine.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 08:59:42 ago (+4/-0)

If @paul_neri had an army….. except White.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 11:08:30 ago (+1/-0)

I think it'd be more like this.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 11:36:19 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao “jizzy gillespe” is neris new nickname.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsMar 5, 2025 12:49:00 ago (+0/-0)

That ain't air in his cheeks!

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2 monthsMar 5, 2025 19:12:38 ago (+0/-0)

Lol

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 11:36:24 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GeorgeBailey 4 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 08:15:33 ago (+4/-0)

PewDiePie's everywhere...

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 09:07:54 ago (+4/-0)

He's Swedish. PewDiePie does have plans to take over Norway so presumable these are the guys who will fight his army of 9 year olds.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 10:19:04 ago (+3/-0)

So you're telling me there's a chance?

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 -1 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 12:53:42 ago (+0/-1)

https://odysee.com/@Support4Z:b/%F0%9F%93%BD%EF%B8%8F-A-%F0%9F%87%AC%F0%9F%87%A7-%F0%9F%87%AB%F0%9F%87%B7,--%F0%9F%94%9EFootage-of-the-elimination-of-a-bearded-%F0%9F%87%B8%F0%9F%87%AA-Swedish-Nazi%F0%9F%94%9E:4

No chance for Swedish guy. (ugly link of the day, and pretty NSFW)

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 15:12:44 ago (+1/-1)

From the comments -

Believe me I understand!!, It is a life taken, but he was a mercenary, every man considering fighting with Ukraine knows that the Russian President said its time for those mercenaries to pay.

Now many will scream murder or War Crime. but this guy wasn't just found and killed, he is known to murder Ukrainian's who try to surrender & because of his features, size and red beard, several civilians have mentioned him.

Hahahah, reckt red beard. Forever immortalized online as a pleading broken legged faggot.

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 12:02:37 ago (+3/-0)

Good lord. The once strong viking has turned into a bunch of frilly faggots. Not a good look norway

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 11:02:40 ago (+1/-0)

😶

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 1 point 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 10:42:43 ago (+1/-0)

At least the fags in the black uniforms are dressed appropriately for their gay pride dance. The guys in camo not so much.

[ - ] oppressed 2 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 14:06:00 ago (+2/-0)

viking myth debunked

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 15:18:42 ago (+0/-0)

Gay presenting/ diversity and pro-noun accepting Le viking mongos reborn.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 12:22:08 ago (+2/-0)

I bet the Russians are shit scared of that!

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 10:57:38 ago (+2/-0)

They've been jewed

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 19:55:06 ago (+1/-0)

and people doubt when I tell them that most of Europe will be under a caliphate by 2035

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 15:05:30 ago (+1/-0)*

These gay idiots can get reckt right along with all the jews and niggers.

'Now show us dancing nurses in empty hospitals while there's a deadly raging pandemic.'

Unbelievable the cuckoldry White people will volunteer for.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 11:10:08 ago (+0/-0)

mai neckst paycheck depends on mai komplyance! Aye have no choyce!

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 11:09:44 ago (+1/-0)

Norway needs more Navy and Marines than Army... Russians will have to cross Finland or Sweden to get to Norway overland and the terrain is unforgiving to say the least, even in warm weather.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 10:16:21 ago (+1/-0)

You can tell a lot of those mfrs aren't lovin' it.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 09:52:36 ago (+1/-0)

That "cavalry" is just horse girls.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 17:54:22 ago (+0/-0)

if Queeri were yunger, he would fit right in

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsMar 3, 2025 11:11:01 ago (+0/-0)

He'd still try now but on his knees.

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 15:36:21 ago (+0/-0)

So they also have an army of fags

[ - ] racerxist 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 15:25:41 ago (+0/-0)

atrazine poisining

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 2 monthsMar 2, 2025 13:52:04 ago (+0/-0)

They have an arsenal of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw9jA7VWqw4

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Norwegian army.
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