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I fucking new it

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 3 monthsFeb 28, 2025 20:32:03 ago (+14/-0)     (9gag.com)

https://9gag.com/gag/aW47A7q



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[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3 monthsFeb 28, 2025 23:41:19 ago (+0/-0)

Ever hear the theory that David never existed?
Heard some NatSocs claim there’s allegedly not 1 account of the existence of king David from another world leader of the time.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 3 monthsFeb 28, 2025 22:24:44 ago (+0/-0)

I'm confused. Did Saul want 200 foreskins or 400 twoskins? Could David get a discount for 50 eightskins?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 monthsFeb 28, 2025 20:40:49 ago (+0/-0)

I prefer to old it.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker -1 points 3 monthsFeb 28, 2025 21:24:13 ago (+1/-2)

Yup, Jesus' great ancestor killed people to steal their foreskins.