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Who wants to go cruise nigger neighborhoods in my new whip?

submitted by ProudRebel to funny 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 16:09:47 ago (+24/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 20:14:58 ago (+0/-0)

I’d prefer a canopy, in order to avoid grape dranks and foaties being tossed at me.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 21:06:25 ago (+0/-0)

You know what will really strike terror into their hearts?

Dubstep.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 00:34:53 ago (+0/-0)

Just throw a few handfuls of job applications. They'll clear out for a few hours so you can fortify.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 12:36:33 ago (+0/-0)*

Srsly they dont like dubstep.
I think its because its impossible to ignore and louder than rap.

Equivalent of chest pounding harder and louder while making eye contact.
They understand shit like that and they do not care for it.

Get in their heads man. It's easy pickins in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNZFDpwDly4
new car, bass and treble all max w/ all boosts. Donuts round the ghetto. Long stop lights. They cant leave.
The tracks last HOURS. It's the perfect weapon. (take actual weapons though just in case)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 03:31:52 ago (+0/-0)

ok thats the only good use ive ever seen for a new volkswagen beetle.

[ - ] Lost_coast 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 16:11:08 ago (+1/-0)

I like your style OP

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 16:40:36 ago (+1/-0)

Bring along some of those japs that rock swastikas on their cars.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 18:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

I'd drive that.

Someone managed to get the bad dyke pussy smell out it. What's in the flower holder? Jagermeister mini bottles?

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 16:19:05 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck ya! I call backseat.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 19:25:37 ago (+2/-0)

I'd prefer to wear my ghost costume with a pillowcase hood.

It seems to be scarier to blacks for some reason.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 21:37:28 ago (+2/-0)

In ebonics, a "whip" is a car because "it gets a nigger movin'."
They know what they are.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 03:32:49 ago (+0/-0)

"They know what they are"

well... yeah. they have a whole entertainment and related merchandise and fashion industries based around it.