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I'm going to get a pack of cigarettes

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 08:56:54 ago (+24/-0)     (whatever)

I'll be right back, champ.


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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 09:14:51 ago (+0/-0)

oh.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 16:09:47 ago (+1/-0)

Ok. I'll keep an eye on mom. She's drunk again.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 10:10:49 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 10:11:48 ago (+2/-0)

Dad? You owe me 442 dollars allowance.

[ - ] puppy528 3 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 11:21:17 ago (+3/-0)

Godspeed.

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 11:01:54 ago (+4/-0)

That's the spirit, American Spirits.

[ - ] Lost_coast 5 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 11:11:32 ago (+5/-0)

I see what you did there

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 13:17:32 ago (+3/-0)

Never could get into that brand. They were always packed too tight with a hard draw. Dunno about you, but I'm not the kind of guy who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Handrolled with good tobacco suited me better, and there's a zen to it.

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 13:32:55 ago (+1/-0)

I felt the same way about American Spirits as well until I busted off the filter and smoked one like that. It really made it burn a lot easier.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 16:56:39 ago (+1/-0)

Good morning, Sunday morning.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 8 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 09:12:58 ago (+8/-0)

Get me some pipe tobacco while your there. The good kind, not that cheap crap.

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 12:38:14 ago (+3/-0)

Been smoking my own tobacco using a pipe for 6 months now.

While ive made other life style changes.

I've never been smarter, stress free. Learn easy as fuck. Great memory retention and recall.

Probably about 1 cigarette worth a day.

No addiction signs. I dont crave when i go days without. (Leave the pipe at home when travelling)

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 17:31:13 ago (+1/-0)

Are you pressing it into Perique, or how are you making it?

[ - ] Belfuro 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 18:56:06 ago (+2/-0)

No just Nicotiana tabacum.

Pick the leaves.
Hang them to dry for about a month.
Bundle them up to ferment/cure for three months in hot water cupboard.
Shred using a cheap tobacco shredder. Only labor intensive part.
Store in a food preserving bag, silver material thing to keep air and light out.

I give most of it away.

Get about 100-150grams a plant.
Plus new seeds.

I planted 50 new plants this year. Bloody chickens left me with a dozen.


[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 20:05:47 ago (+1/-0)

That's what I do for ciggies, doesn't seem it would make a nice pipe tobacco.
I've done some vacuum sealing experiments which turned out close to pipe baccy. Been trying to grow enough for a full bale to compress so it can properly ferment, takes a shocking amount tho.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 2 monthsMar 1, 2025 15:27:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yep.
What worked really well for me.

Put the leaves in a large sealed container. Put in it a bowl, add rum/whiskey.

Leave for weeks.

Its reslly smooth, ferments where piles dont. You need to hace done moisture, the booze adds it.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 12:35:03 ago (+2/-0)

You're

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 15:41:13 ago (+0/-0)

It was autocorrect, I swear!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 12:26:13 ago (+0/-0)

A nice Cavendish

[ - ] con77 9 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 10:01:17 ago (+9/-0)

Pretty much what my sperm donor did

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 10 points 2 monthsFeb 28, 2025 11:00:37 ago (+10/-0)

daddy nooooooo!!!!!