The funniest thing my mom ever did was the "kung fu challenge" to my older brother who was a big fan of the TV show. I was home on leave from the service when she held out her hand with a pebble in it in front of him and said, "When you are fast enough to snatch the pebble from my hand grasshopper, it is time to leave." He grabbed the pebble and grinned in triumph at first. Then there was this 4 seconds of complete silence as they stood looking at each other. She turned red with tears in her eyes trying unsuccessfully to hide her laughter. She never made any attempt to close her hand.
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I was home on leave from the service when she held out her hand with a pebble in it in front of him and said, "When you are fast enough to snatch the pebble from my hand grasshopper, it is time to leave." He grabbed the pebble and grinned in triumph at first. Then there was this 4 seconds of complete silence as they stood looking at each other. She turned red with tears in her eyes trying unsuccessfully to hide her laughter.
She never made any attempt to close her hand.
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Oh so basically everyone in the world can kick it's ass, got it.
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I can tell it was trained by a chink because that's the last way I'd want to kick someone, with the inside of my foot.