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30 pm inaminit Bet Queeri rides a pink Barbi bike with a Banana seat and tassles on the handlebars.

My bikes:

https://i.ibb.co/Ld99x4t8/bike-Giant-Talon-27-5-1.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/GvhGy4Hp/IMG-7419.jpg


Bros, there's a 6-pack of us and we mostly cycle the fire-trails - four chicks, me and alas, @inaminit.

https://i.ibb.co/B5WCBpRp/cyclist.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/2Y3cswGk/cyclist-2.jpg

Five of us ride tubeless but inaminit, of course, must be different and ride inner-tubes. So we are out in the bush enjoying ourselves but inaminit, of course, tries to impress the girls by going down steep side-tracks and inevitably gets a puncture. So he phones us up from the bottom of a mountain and we troop down to find deadshit with his wheel off, tyre off and frantically trying to find the leak in the fading light. So out come the torches. We cry: "You done yet?". "In a minute": he squeals in outrage at our impatience. Finally he finds the hole which luckily is "patchable" and applies glue and after much huffing and puffing pumps his tyre up. Then a thunderstorm rolls in, trees start falling, creeks flooding. This is all inaminit's fault because we would have been back to the vehicles hours ago but for his puncture. The girls feel sorry for him which is why we let him still accompany us. I tolerate him but only because he's a cyclist.