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Have a hair colored vegan girl with a great ass... do I keep hitting it because muhhh I can or am I encouraging this nonsense

submitted by Doglegwarrior to AskUpgoat 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 14:15:46 ago (+6/-5)     (AskUpgoat)

No real relationship just friendly to her she lives next door... she saw me as this kinda older guy she said who looks homeless... well she sees me in my work cloths with a hat on the entire time I was around. Well I had a party I dressed nice wore a tight t-shirt combed my hair and had some boots on... she drinks and basically about 20 minutes in she told me she texted her friend and said I'm in big fucking trouble help save me... the friend tried to get her to just go home and she said ahhh no way I'm getting in that man's bed! I hear all this later.

Anyways she is a little thick but not in a bad way and has a great ass...

Just wanting goat sanity check...

I clean up well


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[ - ] PuddinTame 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 22:11:19 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing lasts forever. Enjoy what you can while the opportunity lasts, but always be ready to cut it loose. Obviously not Ms Right, but okay for Ms Right-Now.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 23:20:06 ago (+0/-0)

Obese woman that you have no intention of being a part of her life, and all you can talk about is how she has a nice ass. Not even a great body, or attractive, personality, caring, loving, just a nice ass. No redeeming quality... It sounds like you respect yourself about as much as you respect her.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 18:08:18 ago (+2/-0)

I'm pregnant

and now you're stuck forever.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 16:47:44 ago (+4/-0)

...then everybody FAPPED.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 16:11:05 ago (+3/-0)

Your posts are the dumbest and gayest short of Big Fag from Queens. You should kill yourself.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 15:51:59 ago (+2/-0)

I need to see the booty to judge

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 18:00:06 ago (+1/-0)

It's nice I wouldn't have gone back for seconds if it wasn't. No kids either pretty nice besides the obvious liberal shit. Not a looker either but the body is good and the ass is damn good solid 8 on the 10 scale for the ass.

And it's next door ffs

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 15:15:06 ago (+2/-0)

Of course that's all you can get. You love niggers and nigger ball too. You are also one of owen bejewin's bears. Talk about bad life choices. I wouldn't trust you around children.

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 14:35:19 ago (+1/-1)

Show the stupid cunt what a real fuck actually IS... As a carnivore you have the energy to absolutely destroy that twat.

[ - ] con77 7 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 14:33:48 ago (+7/-0)

I regret the women I didn't fuck when I had the chance.

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 16:00:33 ago (+5/-0)

I don't at all. I got a big stick to keep them at bay, then developed better and more effective techniques. Distance works best when they're on a different continent. Otherwise, they're either wanting to drive or fly to 'see' you.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 16:05:30 ago (+3/-2)

Same here, mate. I've turned down far more pussy than I have indulged in.

I'm straight rude to any woman who hits on me.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 17:13:12 ago (+2/-1)

Lmaoooooo by far your least believable larp yet.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 17:42:33 ago (+2/-1)

i heard about a woman that hit on him at walmart in jitsi.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 17:45:21 ago (+1/-1)

They do say lot lizards can be quite desperate.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -1 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 19:11:53 ago (+1/-2)

https://files.catbox.moe/102w7h.jpg

Seethe, you fat fucking kike.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 19:12:48 ago (+1/-1)

Bald cuck pwnage on the front page yet again. Ya love to see it 😏

[ - ] inaminit 3 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 14:37:20 ago (+3/-0)

You will always wonder about the cunt you turn down.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 17:38:11 ago (+1/-0)

Im sitting at home one day reading the paper. A car I dont recognize pulls into my driveway.

A friend of mines girlfriend gets out and walks up to the door. I welcome her in and give her a glass of iced tea. (its Florida)

I havent seen her since we graduated high school less than a year ago. She takes the tea, places it on the table, bends over my kitchen table looking back at me over her shoulder!

I, like a dumbass, remain loyal to my friend and tell her she should leave and that we'll keep this between us. DUMMY!

Now she's pissed! She leaves humiliated and angry. I was sneaking around with several different young women at the time and didnt feel the need to screw my buddy over. I was a good looking guy back in the 70's, 80's, and 90's. Hell, even in the 00's I did pretty well.

The guy I knew ended up dating that girl for about 5 more years. 10 years down the road he proved to be a piece of shit. I havent spoken to him since. Anyway that one I regret. There have been others.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 17:58:11 ago (+2/-0)

Man that is truly a tough one but I think at the time it was the right thing to do... but damn that is tough nice will power sir I applaud you

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 15:00:45 ago (+2/-0)*

This.
This is the answer.
Carpe diem. Veni, Vidi, Vici.

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 17:21:38 ago (+2/-0)

YUUUP

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 14:29:50 ago (+4/-0)

A lot of other guys have fucked her, and you can be sure there was no condom once or twenty times.

[ - ] Portmanure 9 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 14:28:45 ago (+9/-0)

This is called a “humble-brag” it’s not a legitimate question it’s just a way to say “hey, look fellas I’m gettin some!”

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 15:16:03 ago (+4/-1)

Its most likely horseshit. He probably got a hooker or something. He agrees with his cult leader owen bejewin that its okay to fuck 12-13 year old children and impregnate them. He's a sicko

[ - ] germ22 11 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 14:18:01 ago (+11/-0)

You really need to ask a bunch of niggerfaggots for permission to fuck a hippy?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 17:56:38 ago (+1/-0)

The brag would have been I hooked up with a 22 year old with an awesome body. I legit have gotten some good advice or at least funny. I'm 6 foot 2 185 pounds bench about 280... I'm in good shape but older guy.

I'm stateing facts not bragging and who the hell would be impressed by me bedding a 35 year old liberal colored hair woman here that is terrible she is white so that's a plus

[ - ] Eliack 5 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 14:17:45 ago (+8/-3)

You are part of the problem, go kill yourself if you have to ask this.