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Want to see something funny?

submitted by foxtrot45 to whatever 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 03:25:24 ago (+32/-0)     (news.alaskaair.com)

https://news.alaskaair.com/alaska-airlines/sisters-of-the-skies-pledge/

giddy up


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[ - ] Master_B 10 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 03:48:52 ago (+10/-0)

They really want you to stay in your 15 minute city.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 11:11:16 ago (+0/-0)

They want me to avoid the shitshow out there? What a coincidence.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 4 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 03:33:32 ago (+4/-0)

I haven't flown in over a decade now, and I will never fly commercial again.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 08:27:11 ago (+2/-0)

Last time I flew. I had a row to myself. All around me every row was full. I looked across the aisle and I thought I could offer one of these ladies a seat and we could all 4 have room. Then I said fuck that I’m partying out with my empty row. I sat there the whole flight moving seats for no reason. It was great.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 11:13:52 ago (+0/-0)

Last time I flew they wanted me to actually take my shoes off in the airport... Then they wanted to feel my genitals.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 20:33:26 ago (+0/-0)

Call me next time you plan on flying I’ll feel your genitals that way they don’t have to.

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 3 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 08:56:58 ago (+3/-0)

A White-created company pledging to let female animals operate its equipment.

Do I really need to say anymore?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 13:33:08 ago (+0/-0)

A jew-owned, White-created company.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 11:35:18 ago (+2/-0)

A Women's monthly hormones imbalance is such a dangerous concept to be put in control of hundreds of lives. It's bad enough women are allowed to drive.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 13:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

Women should be allowed to drive.

If they're White.

In a low-speed vehicle made for small bumps.

In a residential area, never on any major roads.

After passing a yearly test.

With their husband's/guardian's written consent.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 07:58:43 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for the warning, Alaska.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 05:51:14 ago (+2/-0)

Those fucking shill comments lol

[ - ] dukey 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 06:32:36 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 08:22:51 ago (+1/-0)

Nominated for song of the year.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 05:57:19 ago (+1/-0)

chances of surviving an on foot trip to Alaska are much more higher

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 04:36:44 ago (+1/-0)

How to make a nigger fly?

Find a tall building.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 13:36:09 ago (+1/-0)

Seen a few vids with flying niggers launching from fast cars.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 11:57:16 ago (+0/-0)

RIP SkyKing

[ - ] hylo 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 11:49:30 ago (+0/-0)

That's it! I will take my business elsewhere like the AFRICAN AIRLINES:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h_cqTCT5g0

[ - ] hylo 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 11:47:24 ago (+0/-0)

"Today’s flight deck is full of incredible professionals" ... who are a few cards short of a full deck.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 08:46:23 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck Eskimo airlines.

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 3 monthsFeb 25, 2025 05:32:19 ago (+0/-0)

I just figured out who I'm going to sell my airplane to. Let's get r done.

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=67bce65205085