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The mark of the beast

submitted by Sleazy to whatever 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 22:14:53 ago (+32/-1)     (one.amazon.com)

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[ - ] Trope 9 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 23:07:47 ago (+9/-0)

Liberal faggot living in the city. Get the new Amazon One and download the app.

Three niggers grab you and take you into an alleyway and proceed to saw off your hand with a rusty saw.

They leave you to bleed out and die. The short nigger kicks you in the face before they all run off.

Fucking niggers.

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Same exact comment but with shitskins. Plus you get raped.

[ - ] boekanier 8 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 01:43:45 ago (+8/-0)

always those niggers in the ads, grrrr

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 00:36:01 ago (+6/-0)

My palm has hair on it.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 7 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 00:41:44 ago (+7/-0)

too much information

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 12:43:25 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like something @greensaint would say after saying he killed a cat. But send him your dickpics anyway.

[ - ] puremadness 4 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 05:45:39 ago (+4/-0)

If all you need is your palm to access your accounts.

Then all I need is your palm (or a reasonable facsimile) to access YOUR ACCOUNTS.

I certainly don't yield to prophecy,but it's easy to agree that given the definition, this certainly is what you are calling it.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 02:05:46 ago (+3/-0)

Creepy

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 11:13:10 ago (+3/-0)

yes we are getting closer, unfortunately the vaxx was also a test run in how much of the world would comply and lots of people did.

seen that they are trying to fulfill biblical prophecy is both exciting and scary at the same time.

the good news is that jesus is coming

the bad news is that before that happens many people will lose their heads because some will not conform.

the christian zionists that see that the rapture hasnt happened yet will betray each other just to stay alive knowing well the eternal consequences of accepting this mark or his number or his name. we are close

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 08:36:52 ago (+2/-0)

Yes it is. And that's just one of many of the things we were told to expect to happen, that has been happening.
The road to hell is paved with conveniences.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 2 points 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 10:14:07 ago (+2/-0)

If one had the right skills to access their data base and steal someone’s palm profile, couldn’t one be able to 3d print other people’s palms?

Edit - grammar corrections.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 12:41:47 ago (+1/-0)

Sign up today and recieve a free upgrade and show your individuality by using your forehead to pay!

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 14:53:06 ago (+1/-0)

I’m going to launch the tinfoil glove. It will protect you from the skimmers that would be on every fucking corner once this launches to steal all of your information and money.

I mean the level of stupid you have to be to do this to yourself or comply with this shit even if you didn’t believe in any biblical prophecy. So, you’re telling me you want a technological receiver embedded into your body that is pinging microwave energy into your body at a continual rate? How long until the cancer takes over… these people deserve what comes next…. They deserve hell.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 15:15:13 ago (+1/-0)

There is nothing put into your body for this, it simply scans the palm of your hand. Nothing is imbedded in your hand

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsFeb 24, 2025 21:55:32 ago (+1/-0)

So trendy!