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I shot Fascinus.

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 20:50:58 ago (+11/-7)     (ShitpostLitterBox)

I know you liked him. I know you valued him far more than me but he called me faggot once too often. He was in his workshop where he mixes his potions (he was a herbalist IRL). It went like this:

"p...paul! Wtf are you doing here?"

[He then saw the snub-nosed revolver in my hand]

Is this a joke? Can we talk about this?".

"Fascinus...you went too far, bro, with your nasty comments".

"Dude I was joshing you, foolin' around. I didn't mean anything"

"Anything you want to say to the bros before I send you to the promised land?".

"C'mon paul. This is madness!"

"One more time. I've got a plane to catch. Is there anything you want to say to the bros?"

"Say...say... how much I appreciated Voat. The freedom to say virtually anything unrestricted by wokeness you faggot c..t!"

Bam!


14 comments block


[ - ] shitface9000 5 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 21:10:18 ago (+5/-0)

He probably never said a cross word to you paul. How dare you!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 22:25:50 ago (+3/-0)

True but he was not very nice.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 01:14:40 ago (+2/-1)

High-5,Paul! The World is a little better place.

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 01:18:16 ago (+3/-0)

neri, ever thought about writing crime novels? the world is waiting for you...

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 01:57:03 ago (+1/-0)

Please don't be rude!

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 07:30:26 ago (+1/-0)

What, I'm surprised, for once I am friendly to you. It's never well

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 01:16:18 ago (+3/-0)

Horseshit.
You showed up on bended and padded knees and sucked him off.

[ - ] Cunty 3 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 02:52:34 ago (+3/-0)

Ain't that the truth, huge faggot that he is.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 22:48:09 ago (+3/-0)

I've seen three users here today out themselves as jewish feds.

[ - ] beece 4 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 23:17:10 ago (+4/-0)

Names, Honky, names

Well, Voat finally broke poor Paul down....

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 01:56:24 ago (+1/-0)

yes, names!

[ - ] inaminit 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 21:04:43 ago (+2/-0)

You have this type of fantasy often, eh?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 22:25:28 ago (+2/-0)

It was real, goddamnit!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 17:53:01 ago (+0/-0)

KYS