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What Did You Get Done Last Week Senator Cunt of Minnesota?

submitted by PeterTheRoman to news 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 11:15:01 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers−out of unorthodoxy.

- George Orwell


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[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 00:50:48 ago (+0/-1)

This shit is so laughable if you have a real job. At my work, many days I don't take a lunch or a morning break just so that I can work at a more comfortable pace, instead of 8 hrs of pure hair on fire chaos.

But ohhhh nooesss, I have to write one single email about what I do that probably won't even be verified!!! RRREEEEEEE!!!!

[ - ] BloodyComet 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 15:32:45 ago (+2/-0)

This should be such an easy request to meet. It shouldn't even take time out of any given individual's workday- everyone keeps records of what happens on a daily basis in any operation.

If someone asked me this, I'd just have to open a filing cabinet and point to the week in question- all of the documentation will be there to review.

You would only be concerned about this if you were worried that your job is in danger. Many jobs exist solely with the purpose of justifying that jobs' existence. Those people must be terrified. When it's determined that they are a net loss, I hope to see mass firings.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 17:34:08 ago (+1/-0)

Apprentices in the building trade used to have to fill out a daily log covering exactly what they did for that dayand for how many hours of that day they spent doing it (Boxing, shingle , pouring Concrete Foundations, Framing, Roof trusses, fixing interior jib, hanging interior doors etc etc). Then have it checked off by the (Master) Builder on site - as it all went towards their apprenticeship time.

[ - ] founder 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 16:07:05 ago (+2/-0)

I have never enjoyed anything as much as i have enjoyed watching trump and elon cut up the government. I know its not nearly a finished job, not even 10% but holy shit its nice.

The government exists parasitically, from the local county up to the feds. I want them to stop believing they rule us, i want them to remember that controlling people is not their fucking mandate.

[ - ] dassar 3 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 14:13:44 ago (+3/-0)

Um, how is this some sort of trick question?

Lol - i would itemize every single little thing i did at work for the week.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 16:17:46 ago (+2/-0)

Hint: Don't list the times you jack-off in the R-R.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 17:28:30 ago (+2/-0)*

Toilet time is my time.... and it's listed simply as mandated 15 min Break. lol.

[ - ] BeholdTheLight 5 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 14:57:31 ago (+5/-0)

My job requires an accountability report from its employees EVERY DAY, through the use of Agile Scrum. And we have accountability meeting every quarter, and every month, performance reviews, surveys, etc. These people have received ONE accountability report in fucking decades, and they're already screaming

[ - ] BloodyComet 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 15:34:25 ago (+2/-0)

That's what I'm saying. All modern companies keep detailed records of invoices, hirings, expenses, etc.. It seems only government positions are above this practice. You could request the same exact thing from almost any American worker, and they'd be able to show what they did in the previous week. "I served 400 customers as a cashier" or whatever.

[ - ] Leveraction 8 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 12:43:26 ago (+8/-0)

To ALL federal workers,...YOU FUCKING WORK FOR US, YOUR EMPLOYER AKA YOUR FUCKING PAYCHECK AND DON'T FORGET IT!
Either do the work you've been hired to do or gtfo.

Now,....FUCKING PICK ONE!

[ - ] founder 4 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2025 16:07:35 ago (+4/-0)

amen brother, its time for the parasites to all fuck off.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 2 monthsFeb 24, 2025 16:02:59 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, time to take the horse paste and squeeze these parasites out of Americas asshole.