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Why is ANUS EXPANDER calling other people fags?

submitted by hylo to whatever 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:13:27 ago (+7/-3)     (whatever)

I keep asking him this but he won't address the subject of his username. So I'm asking the community maybe you can explain to me how someone with the name of ANUS EXPANDER goes around calling others gay in a derogatory sense. It doesn't seem he likes faggots, maybe he hates himself?

Does anyone know if he refers to his own anus, or someone else's? Why does it need to be expanded? He is clearly so proud of this activity, that he centered his handle around it. It also implies that he does it actively and repeatedly.

Please help me get to the bottom of this, no pun intended.


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[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 16:01:03 ago (+2/-0)

Takes one to know one?

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 05:40:12 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:25:07 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe it's an acronym. A.N.U.S. Maybe he's some type of ass doctor.

[ - ] hylo [op] 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:29:41 ago (+3/-1)

A proctologist? I must admit, that has not occurred to me, but judging by the intelligence level of his discourse he doesn't seem to be doctor grade. Perhaps he is being modest and doesn't want to intimidate us with his superior intellect.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:33:21 ago (+0/-0)

You wouldn't recognize a 'superior intellect' if it bit your faggot cock off, faggot. KYS NOW.

[ - ] hylo [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 11:40:09 ago (+0/-0)

An interesting choice of a hyperbole. I would have gone with the classic "hit you on the head" but your mind is at biting off dicks, I wonder why...

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 16:28:16 ago (+0/-1)

We can't all boast of a 'superior intellect' like yours, faggot. KYS.

[ - ] hylo [op] -1 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 23:00:57 ago (+0/-1)

I never actually said that, but I understand that you think I did, because you're a dumb self-admitted fag who thinks accusing others of being gay redeems you somehow from being an ANUS EXPANDER.

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 00:06:18 ago (+0/-1)

Just use CONFIDENCE, and your superior intellect, faggot.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:02:37 ago (+1/-1)

You sound like a mid

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:43:30 ago (+2/-0)

Kinda like the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:25:34 ago (+2/-0)

The man from A.N.U.S. He likes his jizz shaken, not stirred.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:01:58 ago (+1/-0)

American National Universal Soldier.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:19:38 ago (+6/-4)

i wouldnt worry about it. dudes a poalfag that adds zero value to the site.

[ - ] hylo [op] 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 11:22:49 ago (+3/-1)

Not worried, more like amused at this specimen.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:00:52 ago (+2/-0)

What value do you add?

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy -1 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:08:15 ago (+1/-2)

Who the fuck are you?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:14:15 ago (+2/-2)

The man asking you a question you can't answer.

[ - ] hylo [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 11:40:56 ago (+0/-0)

He is either expander's alt or his "partner"

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:32:13 ago (+1/-2)

But you do? KYS.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:46:54 ago (+2/-2)

Way more than you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 16:00:34 ago (+2/-2)

My poasts and comments are LEGENDARY, just try denying it.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:08:13 ago (+2/-1)

I heard he made his username because he was a fluffer in l.a. and his job was to ensure prime gapability in the shoot. Apparently he's hung like a tuna can. 1 inch long and 6 wide.

I guess it's a living.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:29:24 ago (+2/-1)

HOW FUKIN DARE YOU????

[ - ] IAmTheOptimizer 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 16:36:54 ago (+2/-1)

THE FECAL FIXATION OF THE CHOSEN ONES. He's probably jewish.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:30:50 ago (+1/-1)

HOW 👏 DARE 👏 YOU 👏??????

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 16:17:34 ago (+2/-2)

Because he expanded his anus for AOU and got nothing but a ban for it.

- You should have seen him in his glory at poal, he'd be stroking off AOU til the cows came home, he was the perfect little enforcer for the chink. Just wiped the come off his lips every night.

Him and Butt tard9000. It was a regular Stanford Prison experiment.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 16:29:23 ago (+3/-1)

Member when you were on Poal? Then Gay-o U banned you? Then you whined like a kike with his prick caught in a car door, and he let you back on? Then he banned you again? I member. KYS.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels -1 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 18:05:01 ago (+0/-1)

You don't remember shit because you're a dumb ass.

Then Gay-o U banned you?

Didn't happen. I got the password change like everybody. And you used to call him Daddy.

Then you whined like a kike with his prick caught in a car door, and he let you back on?

Didn't happen.

Then he banned you again? I member. KYS.

Didn't happen. I posted my travel trip here which is how he knew after you reported it like a good little cock slobberer. I remember you little sycophants all too well over there and your shit stirring here.

- I only went to poal because there were so many little bitches rolling back butt hurt and I said, naww, it can't be that bad? boobs and aou couldn't possibly be doing that after all their moaning and whining at voat?

It, YOU, were fucking pathetic. You truly are a shitstain. You sucked his dick soooooo hard.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:22:47 ago (+0/-0)

ummmmmm sweaty faggot, I was on Poal and OG Voat at the same time, as were at least half of Voat goats. If any dicks were sucked, you were the sucker. Do ONE useful thing in your life, and KYS.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:04:36 ago (+1/-1)

You big mad that nobody listens to your retarded shilling anymore? Kek. Your life must be very lonely.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 18:09:51 ago (+2/-2)

Hey, I didn't swizzle aou's dick so hard it turned purple like you sooo, my life is pretty good.

- I remember you guys over there and carrying on here with your ejected users. He pimped so so hard for aou.......defending him, gas lighting the shit out the users that came back to voat(talk). It's so funny you're here now!

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:13:20 ago (+1/-0)

Ok buddy retard. I was here the entire time. You can see on poal and voat the consistent statements saying I used both. I got tired of aous shit and left. I didn't get kicked out lol. You did though because you are an aspie neckbeard. Just shave under there bro. Trust me.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels -1 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:16:39 ago (+1/-2)

Blah blah blah, your weak shit doesn't work on me. You sucked him off, I saw it.

You did though because you are an aspie neckbeard. Just shave under there bro. Trust me.

ahhh, the desperation.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:53:28 ago (+0/-0)

Prove it.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:08:09 ago (+2/-2)

Women have buttholes too. Not all buttholes are gay, I guess. I saw him mention a couple years ago that he made that username in the folly of his anus-expanding youth.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:18:13 ago (+8/-1)

Nah, butt fucking is for faggots. Why anyone would want shit on their dick I'll never understand.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:59:58 ago (+3/-1)

This. They get a woman who has the one thing they don't and they still fuck her butthole. I figured out what it is. Guys with little micro dicks are into it. That's what its all about. Little dick retard degenerates

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:43:27 ago (+3/-1)

Wait... what are you saying? I thought girls don't poop!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:21:21 ago (+1/-0)

You're obviously not married.

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 4 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:26:16 ago (+5/-1)

All ass fucking is faggotry—regardless of the recipient's race, sex, or species.

[ - ] hylo [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 11:47:32 ago (+0/-0)

Hear hear.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:35:18 ago (+2/-0)

I explained my username in a post many years ago. HINT: it has nothing to do with sex. u/hylo, with his 'superior intellect', might figure it out in a few decades.

[ - ] hylo [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 11:52:43 ago (+0/-0)

Regardless of what your 'explanation' was, your username, behavior and choice of imagery indicate that you're a flaming, yet closeted faggot.

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 3 monthsFeb 20, 2025 16:27:21 ago (+0/-1)

I COULD explain it to you, but I cannot understand it FOR you...faggot. KYS.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 -1 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:00:36 ago (+1/-2)

I know you've never seen one before, but I will let you in on a little secret, just between us guys....

Girls have BUTTS! And ANUSES! I KNOW ITS CRAZY RIGHT? but it's true. One day you might even get to see one for yourself!

[ - ] IAmTheOptimizer 2 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 17:07:38 ago (+2/-0)

They forgot about the rule. Can't touch butts until they graduate from school.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 20:15:16 ago (+0/-0)

JOHN CENA

[ - ] Anus_Expander -1 points 3 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:31:45 ago (+1/-2)

KYS FAGGOT