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They didn’t tithe enough

submitted by GreatSatan to thepersecutedchurch 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 19:11:29 ago (+3/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] dalai_llama 3 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 19:46:41 ago (+3/-0)

I said the same thing about the handicap spaces at the hospital.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:26:28 ago (+0/-0)

fun fact - all them disabled spaces we had that have legislation to look after the disabled are now disappearing from shopping centres here and being replaced with parents with prams car parks who are neither disabled nor have any legislation behind it.

tl;dr theres now always a carpark free near a door at shopping centres.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 23:40:46 ago (+0/-0)

ProTip: Don'tvtry and find a parking spot near the store.
Hint: Try and find a parking spot near a shopping cart corral.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 21:18:50 ago (+1/-0)

Those spaces are for arrivals. Departures are found in the regular spaces.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:27:31 ago (+0/-0)

i think generally it would probably just park up the middle and people would solemly and politely be patient until the recently departed has recently departed again.

aaaaaaaaaaand then theres Karen.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:46:50 ago (+0/-0)

Listen to me Love,
I dont hate your beliefs,
I dont want to change you.

but sometimes, things have to be said.

https://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:30:32 ago (+0/-0)

i dont think theres too many priests around who are going to try and convince anyone they can grow a new limb through the power of prayer, maybe in africa, and evangelism and faith healers are a thing sadly but eeeeeeeeh... you are meant to temper your expectations in regards to reality.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 23:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

None of this conversation is about reality.
The website is meant as an appeal to logic.

The question is a fine one.
If... then... why.. why not..

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 23:48:49 ago (+0/-0)

Regrowing limbs is a subset of "All things are possible through Christ".
https://www.openbible.info/topics/all_things_are_possible_through_christ
It's actually pretty low on the list of "things that are possible".

you are meant to temper your expectations in regards to reality.
Nah, you are meant to realize that Jews lie, and they learned it from their Jewish-God.
Then you are meant go forsake your Jew-Christ, and declare White Blood and White Soil your highest power.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:29:03 ago (+0/-0)

think youll find this is a nursing home or aged care joint, not a church. churches dont have to care that much about wrinklies. i mean unless you turn the camera around and its a fucking 10 acre carpark and thats all the nuffy parking id think otherwise.

[ - ] Reawakened 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:31:14 ago (+0/-0)

That's not a Pentecostal Church.

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 22:34:55 ago (+0/-0)

Until you've had the fortune/misfortune of caring for a disabled person you will not appreciate the wonders of handicapped parking, curb ramps, and automatic doors.

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 01:25:31 ago (+0/-0)

The question shows a misunderstanding of Christian teachings.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 19:32:01 ago (+1/-2)

Imagine giving your money to a Jewish-God and expecting not to be scammed.