Beach Pics - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

I think the beautiful people would round on me and give me a savage beating. Better to play cool and look sideways with your eyes while your sunglasses look straight ahead. It's a perving technique I've learned - people mistakenly equate your sunglasses with your eyes.

[ + ] SocksOnCats

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 23:09:05 ago (+1/-0)

Haha! I'm a beautiful person and I'd defend you.

Frauleins may be special, but they're still women. They want to be looked at. They want to be photographed. They WANT ATTENTION. So give it to them.

[ + ] boekanier

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 02:03:02 ago (+2/-0)

and with your wife next to you...i understand

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 5 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 04:51:15 ago (+5/-0)*

More that I'd get chased off the beach with cries of:

"Dreckiges Biest! Perverser! Ertränkt ihn!"

[ + ] Master_B

[ - ] Master_B 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 05:02:28 ago (+1/-0)

...Checking his photos.

[ + ] DivineLight2

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 04:04:11 ago (+2/-0)

Then why tease us like that?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 04:48:33 ago (+2/-0)

I know goats have good imaginations.

[ + ] Indoctrinated_USA

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 04:05:16 ago (+1/-0)

Then you're not fucking crass, are ya?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 04:59:21 ago (+1/-0)

Well...I do perv albeit I try not to make these topless beauties uncomfortable.

[ - ] DivineLight2 5 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 04:04:35 ago (+5/-0)

Looks really nice, genuinely surprised your niggers and taco niggers haven't ruined it.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 15:04:17 ago (+2/-0)

No hordes of screaming half-naked monkeys high on 40's, crack-cocaine, and welfare beating and raping anyone/thing around them that their dirty hands can grab.

[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 02:19:15 ago (+5/-0)

We've got doxxing old videos of you "serenading" your wife, neri!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tLf1JO5bvE

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 02:53:58 ago (+4/-0)

Wow, that's amazingly beautiful. Have to put that on my bucket list that will never get emptied. Concentrate more on family and less on money fellas. Leaving your family a mountain of cash doesn't mean much if you don't get to spend it on them and with them.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 01:39:55 ago (+4/-1)

Wade in the creek and give yourself an ear infection, queeri.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 06:58:48 ago (+2/-0)

Google Clearwater beach florida.

Now that's a beach!

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 16:36:45 ago (+1/-0)*

Dude...we shouldn't get into a competition about Nature's beauty. I did google Clearwater Beach Fla and, yes, it's a lovely place but for a different crowd compared to folk who go to Jervis Bay NSW. Clearwater Beach reminds me of Australia's Surfers Paradise - lots of people who are there for sun, surf and sex whereas people who go to Jervis Bay are there to experience Nature in a relatively pristine form.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:54:00 ago (+1/-0)

I came very close to buying a place in Clearwater Beach in 2008. While it is beautiful and would've made perfect business sense, it doesn't come near the natural beauty of what I see in those pictures.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 02:20:04 ago (+2/-0)

hahahha, look at that lil' chonk!

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 02:55:13 ago (+2/-0)

Is that a kangaroo? Yeah I know stupid question but I'm not from the area.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 3 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 02:59:12 ago (+3/-0)

paul says it's a Wallaby.

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 20:55:35 ago (+1/-0)

Have to look that up, thanx!

[ + ] Panic