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Dindu flyin high, practicing to be the new sky king after being a year sober.

submitted by TheSimulacra to videos 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 16:52:02 ago (+30/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/bskpe7.mp4



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[ - ] 3Whuurs 4 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 00:46:48 ago (+4/-0)

I’ve never been a total thrill ride nut, but multicultural utopia has proven that systemic competence simply is not reliable enough to trust shit like this anymore.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 01:16:58 ago (+1/-0)

Well Dindu at least knows how to have fun before he goes splat!

[ - ] shitface9000 5 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 17:56:17 ago (+5/-0)

i kept waiting for that guy to barf

[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 18:59:24 ago (+2/-0)

I'm about to barf just watching it lol. I used to love spinning. Now I have maybe two revolutions before I start to feel dizzy. Getting old sucks.

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 2 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 19:10:10 ago (+2/-0)

I have never heard someone use diminishing tolerance to spinning as a way to describe the perils of getting older. Well done.

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 18:26:25 ago (+4/-0)

What the hell kind of Ninja Turtles ride is that? And where is it? And how much is it?

[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 20:43:17 ago (+1/-0)

I'd be happy to answer your multitude of questions if you are willing to respond with "I'm too lazy to search google for 'ninja turtles airplane ride'." Fair? ;)

(Mall of America, Minneapolis.)

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 17:11:23 ago (+4/-0)

That ride is at the Mall of America, here in Minnesota. I've walked by it hundreds of times, and have never been stupid enough to go on it. Especially when the hijab Somali is running the controls.

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 19:28:56 ago (+3/-0)

Looks pretty pale for a dindu. Also seems like he could be some form of potato?

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 21:30:06 ago (+1/-0)

@Dindu Muffin

[ - ] Dindu 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 19:41:37 ago (+0/-0)

The title refers to a different dindu, an actual saint, legend is he spawned the talking points of 2025 during a manic voat streak in 2015. What he says now, thats a glimpse at 2040.

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 17:01:16 ago (+3/-0)

@dindu

ride on sky king

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 17:03:13 ago (+3/-0)

The counter weight on that thing bothers me....i don't think id get on that one. Dindu has balls of steel however.

[ - ] Scruffy 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 14:47:30 ago (+0/-0)

Flat rides are for queers

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsFeb 18, 2025 07:08:29 ago (+0/-0)

Nope

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 19:05:51 ago (+0/-0)

Ok full disclosure, I am a little high, but this absolutely made me lol. Of course it had to be a fatty too.

[ - ] TheSimulacra [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 21:29:34 ago (+0/-0)

Yes the music is wonderfully timed, the look from his neighbor, and the sheer joy in spinning...cracks me up too.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 17:58:42 ago (+0/-0)

That nigger is living in his own world.