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submitted by UncleDoug to clusterBbitches 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 21:02:28 ago (+26/-0)     (pomf.lain.la)

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Tourist loses hands in horror shark attack

The Canadian who has not been named was mauled off the coast of the Turks and Caicos islands in the Caribbean on Friday.

The 55-year-old had in the shallows and “attempted to engage” with the animal and take a picture of it, according to local authorities.

“That shark bite victim lost both her hands and some forearms. Her husband tried to fight it off.”

The DECR (Department of Environment & Coastal Resources, Turks & Caicos) warned the public to continue to be aware of their surroundings and to respect marine wildlife.

Foid see's shark bae on YouTube take a fishing hook out of sharks mouth, then thinks its a grat idea to take a selfie with a BullShark because of Insta culture.

Fuck around and find out!


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[ - ] Sector2 7 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 21:25:27 ago (+7/-0)

That woman cannot be handcuffed.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 3 monthsFeb 17, 2025 01:19:36 ago (+5/-0)

Its a superpower. What a great origin story!

[ - ] ZenoOfElea 6 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 22:03:53 ago (+6/-0)

Idk, lets see the photos, maybe it was worth it.

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 monthsFeb 17, 2025 02:15:50 ago (+2/-0)

HAAAAAW!

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 17, 2025 02:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

NatGeo pay $20.36 p/h for photos.

Would you rather:

a) stick your hands in boiling hot McDonalds fryer grease
b) bull sharks mouth in Turks & Caicos

[ - ] Reunto 4 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 22:35:50 ago (+4/-0)

Serious disconnect with reality.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3 monthsFeb 17, 2025 01:18:51 ago (+3/-0)

Wow.

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 monthsFeb 17, 2025 02:14:31 ago (+2/-0)

Wow indeed.

Try putting your hands on a 400 lb dolphin
They'll fuck you up too

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 monthsFeb 17, 2025 10:12:48 ago (+1/-0)

How bout I don’t do either! I have a healthy respect for all critters.

[ - ] bohmoonx 3 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 21:27:23 ago (+3/-0)

You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 21:21:15 ago (+3/-0)

"Hands off! Baby, hands off!
Selfie bull shark
Selfie selfie
bull shark
selfie selfie..."

— Hands Off, by Ottawa Woman

[ - ] con77 3 points 3 monthsFeb 17, 2025 02:12:56 ago (+3/-0)

Pulitzer nomination

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 2 points 3 monthsFeb 17, 2025 04:48:42 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe don't grab sharks?
Stupid bitch.