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Will American food eventually become edible?

submitted by UncleDoug to Made_In_America 3 monthsFeb 15, 2025 18:49:29 ago (+27/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/usrbct.mp4

RFK going to ban goyslop


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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 3 monthsFeb 15, 2025 19:08:04 ago (+5/-0)

Well he's got the best chance now that anyone will ever have to get it done.

Let's go, let's clean it up.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 5 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 00:26:57 ago (+5/-0)

In all seriousness we are not going to count on them. Myself and everyone I know are going to do our best to achieve supermarket independence this year. We're tired of being poisoned.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 1 point 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 07:12:42 ago (+3/-2)

dangus is comprised entirely of bile, and goyslop.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 08:59:24 ago (+1/-0)

kek cry harder bald cuck

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 3 monthsFeb 15, 2025 19:30:17 ago (+3/-3)

Watched until 0:09. He's talking about people who buy food (from the central aisles) at conventional grocery stores.

Actual American food is fine, it's just that hardly anyone prefers it.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 15, 2025 20:43:47 ago (+3/-2)

The "Asian isle", with products like Capt'n Crunch, Doritos, gummy bears, popcorn, mac n cheese, sports drinks, packet soup, fruits and vegetables, condiments, youghurt, oils.

Maybe you should have watched past 9 sec mark before commenting. USA food is notoriously trash, and most Europeans wouldn't feed their dog USA food like products.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 3 monthsFeb 15, 2025 23:20:26 ago (+2/-0)*

I had an opportunity to try the goyslop in the UK.

McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, etc…

None of it hit the way it does in the US. US tastes superior. UK versions were off in taste and texture.

Didn’t give me brain fog either. I’m sure most the ingredients in the US are illegal over there.

Got a can of Hagus and some Irn Bru too.

[ - ] Irelandlost 1 point 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 09:56:53 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry, a can of haggis? Jesus Christ I didn’t even know such things existed - did you eat it?

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 15, 2025 21:04:31 ago (+2/-1)

Watched until 5:44. He's talking about people who buy food (from the central aisles) at conventional grocery stores.

I don't know where you get your food, but it seems like someone has misinformed you on American food sources.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsFeb 15, 2025 21:10:43 ago (+2/-1)

American food sources

tyson

mondelez

nestle

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 01:31:01 ago (+1/-0)*

People who buy 'processed products' from those companies are the kind of people who buy food (from the central aisles) at conventional grocery stores.

Farmers market

Natural foods store

Preferred sources for whatever you're not producing yourself, but at least focus as much as you can on unprocessed meat and veggies from wherever you shop. Even if it is a conventional grocery store and not 'organic', some choices are going to be less poisonous than others.

[ - ] RollinDaGrassTyson 5 points 3 monthsFeb 15, 2025 23:13:38 ago (+5/-0)

Commercial processed food will never become edible.

[ - ] Sal_180 -2 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 02:15:41 ago (+0/-2)

What is he going to do? Bad lots of additives and processes? But that's government control, communism. The market should decide. If people want to eat shit, they should be allowed

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 10:55:05 ago (+1/-0)

The problem is most Americans don't know that they and their kids are eating poison, or they think it's normal and other countries eat like we do also. That's fucked.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 09:35:54 ago (+0/-0)

Probably not allowing chemicals known to cause cancer and other illnesses to be put in food. During the great depression, weren't bread companies putting cement powder in their mix to help thicken it or something? Quote frankly the government should have crushed any company that did that at the time.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 06:43:43 ago (+1/-0)

I love certain types of goyslop. American bacon for example, I like much better than Aussie/Canadian/UK bacon. And it's precisely because of why it's probably bad for me that I like it.

American cereal that's basically sugar, is fantastic too. Not something to eat every single day like back in the Saturday Morning Cartoon era, but a box once in awhile is still nice.

Honestly if RFK starts banning certain foods, I'm going to hope he keeps up the family tradition.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 08:32:08 ago (+6/-0)

Dat nigga BETTER not take away muh Hamburger Helper REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 3 monthsFeb 16, 2025 10:51:51 ago (+2/-0)

LOL the end reminds me of The Amanda Show on old Nickelodeon.

MAHA!!!!