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The honkening is upon us

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Nature 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 16:41:56 ago (+18/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/k6157m.mp4

There's a bird preserve with a lake near me that's a big hit with migratory geese, and if you're lucky you'll get to see them all take off at once. One of the most incredible things I've ever seen.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 5 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 18:05:21 ago (+5/-0)

And they're bastards. Every time I drive by the golf course I want to beeline through the ditch, onto the fairway with my gun hanging out the window.

I'd love to go nigger on those cocksuckers. 3 1/2 BB steel shot doesn't even make them flinch and they're sooo soo fucking proud up there at 40'! Drop down another 10' you bastards and see how you fucking die.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:09:46 ago (+2/-0)

Shoot as many as you can afford,don't EAT the disgusting things!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:27:44 ago (+3/-0)

Just like with niggers, they'll throw me in jail and revoke my hunting/fishing "privileges". Can you imagine how angry I'd be if I couldn't rockfish?

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:56:57 ago (+1/-0)

They'll take your guns and your right to own them.

[ - ] fnbs 3 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:37:46 ago (+3/-0)

Have fun getting shit on standing under a large flock of birds

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 18:41:14 ago (+3/-0)

oh no! it's happening every year now! global warming!

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 4 monthsFeb 15, 2025 03:45:28 ago (+0/-0)

That mother's daughter is a dipshit.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:13:00 ago (+2/-0)

Sandhill cranes pulled that shit around here like two weeks ago.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 4 monthsFeb 15, 2025 03:55:06 ago (+1/-0)

Legend has it that in the colonial days of America, flocks of passenger pigeons migrating would darken the sky for hours.
The last one went extinct in 1910 or so.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:37:46 ago (+1/-0)

What the fuck reason are the geese even honking for? I mean you're flapping you god damn wings and flying in your stupid fucking vee shape and you have to honk at each other too and for what? To remind each other: "Hey I'm still a fucking goose flying in formation behind you;" "Oh okay cool I'm still in front of you and I'm a goose, too." Fucking dumb ass geese I'm way smarter than them. All they have going for them is their stupid long neck and even that's dumb.

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 4 monthsFeb 15, 2025 03:26:50 ago (+1/-0)

If they are flying over and you holler out 'lunch' they all shut up.

then you shoot one

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3 monthsFeb 15, 2025 15:58:18 ago (+0/-0)

That's awesome except for that idiot little girl screaming.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 15, 2025 03:26:08 ago (+0/-0)

That's a common sight here

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 monthsFeb 15, 2025 00:21:51 ago (+0/-0)

When I was a kid, I thought "The Birds" was a comedy.