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Elton John was pretty good on the piano...

submitted by bosunmoon to faggotJokes 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 16:34:04 ago (+43/-0)     (faggotJokes)

But he sucked on the organ.


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[ - ] HelenHighwater 16 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 17:05:56 ago (+16/-0)

He likes putting roses on his piano, but he really prefers tulips on the organ.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 18:05:37 ago (+7/-0)

topkek, carry on

[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 18:58:31 ago (+5/-0)

Damnit you made me spit my drink out. That was a good one.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 02:44:50 ago (+0/-0)

That’s wasteful you wasteful little worm I’m reporting you

[ - ] SteppingRazor 5 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 16:40:36 ago (+5/-0)

I can’t believe I’ve never heard this one. Good one.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 02:45:17 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks helenhighwater is my alt. Send nudes if you want more funny jokes

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:11:25 ago (+4/-0)

Why doesn't he take his 'husband' on tour with him?




Because he prefers the cumfarts of home.

[ - ] Scruffy 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:39:30 ago (+4/-0)

Liberace was the original joke. Elton is still good. No nevermind what his deafness does to my gear. Get amps back, clickin and clackin. Didn’t break em, just wrecked DC-DC devices.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:11:16 ago (+3/-0)

hahahaahah

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 2 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 07:28:30 ago (+2/-0)

And I never listened again when I found out he was a fag. Good joke.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:46:16 ago (+2/-0)

It was 'the yellow dick road' but the record company made him change it.

[ - ] Bonanza 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:25:36 ago (+2/-0)

Good 'un!

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 01:49:43 ago (+1/-0)

Shitty ones

[ - ] SmartArseWhiteBoy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 00:28:50 ago (+1/-0)

While he was sitting there playing, he kept asking all the boys to push he's stool in for him.