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When she asks how big you are

submitted by UncleDoug to clusterBbitches 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 21:28:31 ago (+5/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Enough to choke a seagull with.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 21:50:26 ago (+2/-0)

Until now it never occurred to me that birds probably don't have gag reflexes. So yeah, I'm blaming you for that realization.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 23:17:47 ago (+1/-0)

After seeing seagulls take a whole hotdog and bun in one gulp..
Seeing stupid assed young pelicans eat a whole saltwater catfish in one gulp..
Seeing the local wharf rat whore take 3 commercial fisherman from Madeira beach’s loads in one gulp…

Gag reflexes are fake and gay

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 00:37:48 ago (+1/-0)

Pelican vs. Saltwater catfish is fuckin legit. I hate those god damn fish, and I cull every single one I come across. I'd almost rather catch a charge than a catfish. Almost.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 04:37:31 ago (+0/-0)

Gafftop-fish? I never heard those called a saltwater cat? I fish in the Gulf of America.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 23:29:40 ago (+1/-0)

Ok pencil-dick.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 23:15:30 ago (+1/-0)*

Ironically the same size as fibrous clotting removed from people that died of unfortunate “medical coincidences” over the last few years…

[ - ] registereduser -2 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 22:04:34 ago (+1/-3)

Why are you showing her your girl arm when she asks?

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 22:12:36 ago (+1/-0)

^ this faggot never has never layed his pipe down a girls forearm, lolz

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 22:36:43 ago (+0/-0)

Well, probably not Doug. That's
That's not where you put it, and since you don't know yet, I'm not going to be the one to tell you.

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 22:38:27 ago (+1/-0)

Well you dont measure it by smashing into her cervix, thats ouch time.