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Ukraine Wins War Against Russia.

submitted by FreeinTX to TellTalk 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 07:12:33 ago (+4/-1)     (TellTalk)

Are you ready for the retcon?

They'll say that since Russia wasn't able to "take Kiev" that means Ukraine won. They'll say that everyone thought Russia was going to "take Ukraine" in just 2 weeks, and the fact that Ukraine still exists is a victory. They'll even say that any land they get back in the negotiations with Russia is proof Russia is scared and desperate to end the hostilities.

Nevermind that Putin got 100% of his stated goals and a buffer zone to boot.


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[ - ] Stonkmar 4 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 09:15:26 ago (+4/-0)

Whatever the magic screen says, is what happened.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 09:06:24 ago (+3/-0)

Or, alternatively, “Trump lost Ukraine the war,” because I don’t think there’s any way the fighting ends unless the kike gets killed, which means Russia continues to push westward and takes Odessa and Transnistria.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 09:21:44 ago (+1/-0)

No one authorized Putin to do that. Putin has remained 100% within the authorizizations of the Russian Parlement and spoke specifically about Odessa's sovereignty being a good thing.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 11:10:42 ago (+1/-0)

Seems odd that he’d say that, given that it’s ethnically Russian. When was this supposed to have been?

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 11:21:34 ago (+1/-0)

In his speech where he Justified the incursion into Ukraine.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 11:53:15 ago (+1/-0)

Do you happen to have a link? I’m getting shit from years later thanks to all search engines being worthless. Thanks.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 14:25:03 ago (+1/-0)*

http://en.kremlin.ru/events/president/news/67828

I think this is it.

Edit: that's not the one. Let me look more. I'll see what I can find.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 07:49:04 ago (+2/-0)

All signs currently point to Trump combining forces with Putin to strip mine Ukraine together.

They both want the yellow cake and various other natural resources.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 09:47:35 ago (+1/-0)

The plan for DECADES has been Israel 2.0

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 10:46:27 ago (+1/-0)

The people in the West will believe whatever slop the TV feeds them. Another big win for freedom and democracy! Rah rah rah!!

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 07:16:31 ago (+1/-0)

When will elections be scheduled? They are long overdue. And, with all the dead anti-Russisn Ukrainians, how does an anti-russian political party expect to win an election?

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 07:19:02 ago (+0/-0)

What were his stated goals?

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 08:28:32 ago (+0/-0)

1. No NATO admission
2. No EU admission
3. No more Azov killing people
4. No more shelling ethnic Russian Ukrainians
5. Donbass is sovereign until they vote on joining Russia.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 09:06:53 ago (+2/-0)

Didn’t they do that about ten years ago? The other oblasts did once Russia occupied them.

[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 09:25:07 ago (+0/-0)

Wut? No. The Donbass is about 95% under Russian control and Ukraine is still fighting ethnic Russians in the donbass.

Azov has been decimated, but that's been over the last few years.

Zelensky, not all. That long ago, was still begging to be allowed into NATO.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 11:10:13 ago (+2/-0)

Right, that’s what I mean. The Donbass voted for independence in 2014 and simply wasn’t recognized by the Ukraine. Then, after the Russian invasion and occupation, the other two oblasts they currently hold also voted to join Russia.