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Splain me this...

submitted by Kozel to Christianity 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 03:03:56 ago (+4/-2)     (Christianity)

Ok so if you go to hell for suicide

But if you repent your sins you go to heaven

What if you take a time delay suicide pill

And then repent for taking the suicide pill

Checkmate?


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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 05:42:37 ago (+1/-0)

...heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over, so in the meantime I'm hangin out here...fuckin hell ain't got nuthin over this clown world shit show.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 04:54:18 ago (+3/-2)

don't ask questions, dude. In religion you don't ask questions, but believe - blindly. They can't make it any easier, can they?

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 05:37:07 ago (+2/-0)

That's the power of faith.
Faith is absolute belief in what some guy told you.
Without proof.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 03:38:22 ago (+1/-0)

You don't go to hell for suicide. As far as I'm aware, there's no loss of salvation once you have it, with the 'possible exception' of something like cursing God, or renouncing God.


2 Peter 2:20 For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning.

2 Peter 2:21 For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it, to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.

How much worse? Doesn't actually say they'll go to hell. Elsewhere it pretty much says once you have it you won't lose it.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 03:12:23 ago (+1/-0)

Repentance has to be real. Real means something different to people who exist on the surface without a soul.

When they were hanging some of those IRA guys a long time ago, a few them refused absolution from their priest because they could not repent within their souls. They believed that they were going to hell for their people.

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 07:24:43 ago (+0/-0)

You don't go to hell for suicide. God of the bible never condemns suicide. Not once.

Suicide is not a sin, it is a rational response to the modern world.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 06:59:40 ago (+0/-0)

You can't fool God, dum dum.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 05:34:00 ago (+0/-0)

If you're intent on suicide and afraid of hell, just take the Bobby Sands Option.
If God wants you to live, He won't let you die from hunger.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 05:56:09 ago (+2/-0)

suicide is lazy

spend a little bit of time planning and you can die in battle

if not anything else, it will be fun for a few minutes.