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a tale in 3 acts

submitted by boekanier to funny 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 01:42:21 ago (+26/-0)     (pomf.lain.la)

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[ - ] Her0n 4 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 03:52:28 ago (+4/-0)

What kind of faggot concerns himself with outing a cat from a library?

His region must be a utopia for a cat in the library to be their biggest problem.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 02:02:49 ago (+3/-0)

It's fucked up that @GreenSaint had to lose his job over a cat though.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 01:54:30 ago (+3/-0)*

Librarians are just over-glorified warehouse pickers.

My college library was run by a snob who, unbeknownst to me was secretly running up late fees if I returned a book 3 mins after the library closed - which I had been doing religiously all quarter. Twice a week I picked up and quit studying when the library was announced closed and studiously dropped the book off on my way out. This must have been percieved as abusive towards the nicely dressed asshole with a moustache and glasses, who spoke elequently but never said shit to me about my habit of dropping the book on the way out. Finally, I found out when years later I requested my transcripts and my college refused to release it because that librarian fuck ran up $50 in late fees; which I never paid and I never will.

What does a college dweeb do when he isn't willing to pay $50 unjustly, but it's now collateralized against 6 years of your schoolwork?

Fuck you, that's what.

[ - ] hylo 4 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 07:06:21 ago (+4/-0)

Shoulda burned the place down.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 17:34:07 ago (+1/-0)

Or spent the last week super glueing the pages together of all the most sought-after titles.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 07:38:35 ago (+1/-0)

He wanted to blow you

[ - ] Eliack 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 10:38:13 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine if we showed the same outrage for human employees