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Full moon tonight, oldfags

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 20:45:51 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ikch2c.jpg



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[ - ] Rotteuxx 6 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 21:54:26 ago (+6/-0)

That would look so sweet printed on a sweatshirt!!!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 00:38:53 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, if you’re White trash.

[ - ] GetWoke 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 08:28:52 ago (+1/-0)

Or painted on the side of a van

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 06:22:13 ago (+4/-0)

The moon is an artifact.
It may be a spaceship from eons ago or a captured planetoid like Ceres, but it's not a natural satellite.
Before we abandoned the Apollo Missions, one of the tests we did was to crash the used lunar lander into the surface of the moon after seismic instruments were placed from the Sea of Tranquility to Archimedes Crater.

The moon rang like a bell.

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 2 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 10:12:43 ago (+2/-0)

The important question:

At what frequency?

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 20:01:31 ago (+2/-0)

You'll have to ask Kenneth.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 11:54:17 ago (+1/-0)

It brought humans to earth from Alpha Centauri

[ - ] founder 4 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 00:29:55 ago (+4/-0)

ahh this reminds me of white trash tshirts from the 90.s

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 00:41:19 ago (+3/-0)

Thank you. The only other person on here with that keen knowledge of the White trash phenom known as the ‘howling wolf’.
wtf is it about White trash and the wolf shit?
All my life. From the early seventies and it’s still going strong.
This represents a segment of my people I am ashamed of.

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 3 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 00:54:16 ago (+3/-0)

If you squint while looking at it, you can see sexual content.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 09:49:35 ago (+2/-0)

Some of us don't have to squint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ - ] duke_cannon 2 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 05:08:33 ago (+2/-0)

Dont forget wooden cactus

[ - ] founder 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 07:42:13 ago (+1/-0)

and eagles, dont forget eagles.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 11:00:40 ago (+1/-0)

Ah yes, the eagles.

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 08:44:43 ago (+0/-0)

FU

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 00:38:25 ago (+3/-0)

Looks like one of those blankets the Mexicans sell to poor White trash at the flea market.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 21:31:10 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks for reminding me. Texting my wife about it now.

Women love the moon.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 04:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

does she howl too?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 20:49:08 ago (+3/-0)

Chase that rush with Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 20:49:39 ago (+2/-0)

Rather have highwaters titty milk straight from the teat

[ - ] dwbspinknips 3 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 20:52:42 ago (+3/-0)

My teats are always full.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 00:32:32 ago (+2/-0)

I miss the 2010ish humor of satirical product reviews

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 22:06:38 ago (+3/-1)

That pic would be awesome on a t-shirt!

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 04:01:09 ago (+2/-0)

If you're fat.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 01:11:52 ago (+1/-0)

I always wanted a tshirt with this on it but I'm just afraid I couldn't pull it off

[ - ] Love240 1 point 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 21:25:52 ago (+1/-0)

Big ol' cheesy looking moon, here!