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EVERY new administration should have agencies audited by 19- to 23-year-old graduate analysts

submitted by SithEmpire to whatever 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 18:38:34 ago (+41/-1)     (whatever)

The agency-dwellers have been whining about having their seniority insulted by the relative youth of the analysts grilling them, to whom they must justify themselves.

This is great, and it should happen every time - their youth needs to be exactly the point. Graduates represent a sample of the future of the country, the present management of which affects that future, so by definition they are among the MOST qualified insofar as being educated and having the highest possible interest in the economic health of the nation.

Imagine after a few rounds of that, if the few actually necessary agencies remaining can sit in front of cameras and present proudly how efficient and effective they have been, directly to the next generation. This is what we're doing for you and for your future family.

The more graduates involved, the better - makes it more difficult to buy them all off, and it only takes one to identify government waste.


21 comments block


[ - ] dalai_llama 7 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 21:07:38 ago (+7/-0)

Communist leftist faggots: "We need term limits for Congress!"

Also Communist Leftist faggots:
"I can't believe a Senior Career Bureaucrat is being questioned right now! They are the experts!"

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 01:47:30 ago (+5/-0)

We do need term limits for congress, though. This mess was created by career politicians like Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden who used their longstanding seniority to sell out the country. Congress used to be a temp job that lasted 2-3 terms then the participants went back to their actual careers.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 10:42:48 ago (+1/-0)

Please imagine the following to be read in a style similar to a micro-machines commercial from the early 90's:

This statement was in no way an endorsement of any opinion. It was meant for entertainment purposes only and was intended to display a contradiction through juxtaposition of commonly repeated sound bytes. Thank you.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 21:26:24 ago (+2/-0)

Pretzel Logic Can Also Be Passed On By A Mother's Milk...

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 21:44:24 ago (+2/-0)

It should be illegal for infants to consume unpasteurized breastmilk!

[ - ] BMN003 4 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 21:53:32 ago (+4/-0)

You joke, but that is exactly the kind of thing the 21st century technocrat bolsheviks are after. In their mind, goyim cattle shouldn't even be allowed to reproduce without permission and a humiliation ritual in the form of government paperwork. Obviously a mother subsequently feeding her child without the state requiring her milk be mixed with other womens' and boiled is a given.

[ - ] doginventer 2 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 08:29:05 ago (+2/-0)

You must be joking son,
Where did you get those shoes?

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 13:53:07 ago (+1/-0)

A Pithy Adage For Modern Times...

P.S. Do I Detect A Tinge Of Foghorn Leghorn In Your Comment?

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 15:13:10 ago (+1/-0)

De Barrytown ladies sing dis song, DOO-DAH! DOO-DAH!
I say, I say pay attention son.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 23:18:03 ago (+1/-0)

Term limits for the old guys on the republican side, the democrats can die clutching on to their office.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 20:06:56 ago (+0/-0)

Every politician should definitely have term limits imposed on them. Also any wrong doing and they don’t qualify for a parliamentary pension, yes even a speeding fine.

[ - ] Razzoriel 6 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 20:04:34 ago (+6/-0)

Young people are stupid, but the type of people offended by this should be until morale improves.

[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 4 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 20:13:57 ago (+4/-0)

This is their one actual civics lesson, hope they make the most of it!

[ - ] Steelerfish 5 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 19:15:59 ago (+5/-0)

In theory I agree with including them in the task force. Considering the liberal Marxist brainwashing occurring at 19/20 universities in western societies, the hiring process must be very discerning.
To be fair, that goes for any product of higher education in the last 30 or so years…

[ - ] SithEmpire [op] 3 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 20:10:10 ago (+3/-0)

I reckon that process is red-pilling them on the spot, if they weren't already picked from people who post intelligently on social media platform.

Owning one of those must be useful!

[ - ] Leveraction 5 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 19:08:54 ago (+5/-0)

Most fed agencies are not needed or need to be cut by 50% already. But i agree, every 4 years they should be audited since they do not produce anything, they take only.

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 4 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 01:44:11 ago (+4/-0)

In one hand I don't trust 19-23 years old very much because, lets face it, They are almost all idiots. I know I was one. Maybe with the right supervision and they must be gifted.

On the other hand, they are too young to have been corrupted by the system. That is a big plus. Unless they are some family member of a well connected individual.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 23:36:25 ago (+2/-0)

These particular guys are very smart and not evil.

[ - ] ShortbusAlcoholic 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 22:51:50 ago (+2/-0)

Just think, if biden had granted these young faggots some student loan forgiveness they would have voted for him and indo-kikemala.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 21:43:05 ago (+2/-0)

Shalom zoomer faggot

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 10:48:49 ago (+0/-0)

Big Balls kek