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There was a time, when people asked each other the time

submitted by FuckShitJesus to whatever 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:19:32 ago (+20/-1)     (whatever)

And it wasn't that long ago.


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[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 16:05:27 ago (+4/-0)

FuckShitJesus how did you get a tri-colored user name?

[ - ] ProudRebel 4 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 16:38:47 ago (+4/-0)

All the fbi fags that worked J6 get that.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 18:10:15 ago (+2/-0)

😂

[ - ] FuckShitJesus [op] 2 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 17:54:20 ago (+2/-0)

I bested you in a battle of wits, and was rewarded.

The best part is, you still haven't realized it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 18:11:20 ago (+1/-0)

Youre a legend in your own mind. Im so jealous. 🤪

[ - ] FuckShitJesus [op] 3 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 18:13:11 ago (+3/-0)

Im so jealous.

I am aware. Your gender has this particular proclivity ingrained in your genetic code.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 23:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

Helena rejects the reality of biology.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 12, 2025 15:07:58 ago (+1/-0)

How very much like a woman.

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2025 15:53:14 ago (+0/-0)

Do you see the irony?
To convince helena that she has to be a man to be truly logical, she rould have to be a man.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 12, 2025 16:07:51 ago (+1/-0)

So funny, it hurts.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 18:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe it's got something to do with him being a builder.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 19:09:22 ago (+1/-0)

What is the builder tag for ?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 21:22:34 ago (+0/-0)

Building? Duh.

I think he helped build this site. Either that or it's the alt system doesn't care that we know about.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 16:30:48 ago (+3/-0)

"Time to get a watch" was the standard smartass reply.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 18:57:05 ago (+2/-0)

"Half passed a monkey's ass, quarter til his nuts" was a popular zinger back in middle school.

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 16:02:37 ago (+3/-0)

"What time is it?"

"Oh, it's one of."

"One of what?"

"One of the reasons you need a watch!"

[ - ] Reunto 2 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 17:02:22 ago (+2/-0)

Usually asking what the date is these days instead

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2025 01:40:43 ago (+0/-0)

The next step into dotage is forgetting the day of the week like me.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 20:07:00 ago (+1/-0)

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 3 monthsFeb 12, 2025 01:45:23 ago (+1/-0)

Does anybody really care?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2025 08:36:40 ago (+0/-0)

That's the response I was hoping for.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 20:08:39 ago (+0/-0)

Appropriate username.

[ - ] HomerSampson 1 point 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 18:27:44 ago (+1/-0)

When someone ask's if I know time it is. I always say "yes but not right now."

[ - ] observation1 0 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2025 00:13:34 ago (+0/-0)

Somebody asks you the
either time and you don't have a watch

While inspecting wrist you loudly proclaim "it's a hair after a freckle" with a Dan Akroyd voice.


...I member

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 21:16:58 ago (+0/-0)

"Time for you to get a watch!"

https://files.catbox.moe/craqdt.gif

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 20:41:00 ago (+0/-0)

When a jogger asked you the time you started jogging...

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 18:57:40 ago (+0/-0)

Lazy people will still ask you. They can't be bothered to pull out their phone and look at it.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 16:51:08 ago (+0/-0)

We had these great responses:

It’s a hair past a freckle if you weren’t wearing a watch.

It’s Ten to. Ten to what? Ten(d) to you own fucking business!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 16:22:15 ago (+0/-0)

...how much time?...10 years with good behavior, 15 if thrown in the hole.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3 monthsFeb 11, 2025 21:24:22 ago (+0/-0)

...hey, you got the time?...yeah sure, if you've got the energy