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Best place to buy survival food in bulk?

submitted by Isaacjan to AskUpgoat 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 10:01:57 ago (+13/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

Where is the best place to buy years worth of preserved foods, to be stored until needed? Bonus points for flavor


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[ - ] texasblood 6 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 10:09:29 ago (+6/-0)

PAY ATTENTION TO ACTUAL CONTENTS!
We purchased from Patriot Supply couple years ago as gifts.
$2-300.00 package deal and literally half of it was fucking pancake mix!!
The rest wasn't bad eating,decent flavor.
Keep salt and hot sauce handy

[ - ] NoRefunds -4 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 12:19:09 ago (+0/-4)

salt and hot sauce

yeah man, you're trying to survive and eat salt and hot sauce. Great idea when water is literally the most important thing you can conserve.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 7 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 13:08:35 ago (+7/-0)

Salt is incredibly important, you die without it. Hot sauce helps in shitty situations where food quality isn't exactly the best. See: any war zone. Even the little things will help keep you sane enough to survive.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 3 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:27:26 ago (+3/-0)

That's why there is a small bottle of hot sauce in some mre's.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 14:42:35 ago (+1/-0)

You're gay.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 06:28:22 ago (+0/-0)

yeah man because eating porridge every day is totally great for mental survival.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 08:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

I ended up buying several #10 cans of milled white flour and wheat berries from the LDS church. I have a few other varieties and these are rating for up to 30 years. My hope is never to use them.

I also keep a LOT of salt including magnesium and potassium because if we start to starve to death, you’ll need electrolytes. In fact, many of us would benefit from drinking salt water in the morning since every cell in the human body uses sodium ions.

The kidneys are great at excreting excess sodium. If dietary sodium is insufficient, then they must reabsorb which is taxing and eventually destroys the kidneys. I’m almost certain this is one of the reasons so many people have kidney issues. That, and type II diabetes which is basically insulin resistance.

https://store.churchofjesuschrist.org/new-category/food-storage/5637160355.c

[ - ] SocksOnCats 4 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 11:31:14 ago (+4/-0)

I looked around for a long time and finally settled on Costco when the price went down to $2,500 for a palette of survival food. Sure, it's not the best quality survival food, and apparently not the best tasting. But it's survival food and it guarantees a solid 3 months of food for my family. A lot longer if I supplement it with other food I can kill or find.

And I bought a bunch of salt, pepper, sugar, and other herbs and spices. So it should be alright.

In calories / dollar, the Costco deal is a good one.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 13:35:42 ago (+0/-0)

As long as you don't eat the sugar bullshit.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 4 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 10:05:24 ago (+5/-1)

The grocery store. Any canned food is going to last decades.

[ - ] texasblood 5 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 10:12:30 ago (+5/-0)

We ate 30yr old spam last summer at fish camp.
Tasted fresh as day one

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 10:54:52 ago (+2/-2)

This isn't true, any more. The plastic liners in the cans degrade and the metal used to can modern food are made of alloys that leach nasty shit into them and spoil the food.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 7 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 11:19:11 ago (+8/-1)

Anymore? cans have been lined with plastic since the 60s. Before that they were soldered with tin or lead. stop fear mongering.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 01:21:49 ago (+0/-0)

you don’t have to be a spurg to understand although it’s definitely bad for everyone, some people don’t react, and others do.

I know plenty of people fine after eating 10 year old canned goods.
Yet I’ve run my own experiment, and over 2 dozen times in the last 10+ years, anything more than 2 years expired, and it turns my stomach for a couple days.
Tuna seems to be fine, but half a dozen soups, stews and fruit.
Older than 2-3 years expired and it’s 100% of the time.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 02:01:39 ago (+0/-0)

No they have not been lined with plastic since 60s

That was 90s

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 10:32:35 ago (+0/-0)

Lol.. you're wrong.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 11:01:24 ago (+0/-0)

Plastic containers wasn't even a thing until the 70's. Your head is in your ass.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 11:43:45 ago (+0/-0)

Good thing we're not talking about plastic containers, we're talking about plastic lining cannned goods. Keep up boomer, sounds like you ate out of too many 1950s & 1960s BPA lined cans.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 01:00:20 ago (+0/-0)

You claimed to know about the 50s and then called me a boomer. Are you a larping nigger?

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 01:02:13 ago (+0/-0)

oh please cry more retard

[ - ] observation1 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 01:04:00 ago (+0/-0)

Better that than a nigger, nigger.

[ - ] Bonanza 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 13:55:12 ago (+2/-0)

One big issue that is affecting the quality of canned foods is the fairly recent adoption of pull top lids.

While convenient, it does have the potential to drastically reduce food longevity and quality, even to the point of premature spoilage.

Here's a very recent case in point:

https://archive.ph/hWl9E

[ - ] Osmanthus -1 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:33:00 ago (+0/-1)

Canned food does not last decades. You are likely to die from botulism if you eat 10 year old canned food.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:50:53 ago (+1/-0)

LOL not even close. If the can is sealed it is a 100% safe to eat. Pretty easy to tell if a can has been compromised.

[ - ] Osmanthus 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 15:05:02 ago (+0/-0)

No it's not. Even if it's not infected the fats will go rancid and make you sick.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 15:35:03 ago (+0/-0)

lol ok bud

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 17:18:25 ago (+1/-0)

Shit your grandma canned at home can last longer than that. A lot of properly canned store bought items can last as long(er).

Of course, stupid me just assumes that everyone knows not to eat ruptured or bloated or fucking dented or smashed cans regardless of age. Lookin' at you.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 16:51:18 ago (+3/-0)

Make your own pemmican.

I'll post about my experience(s). Planning to get either a whole or half cow this summer. Might split the meat with some family.

[ - ] Osmanthus 3 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:29:21 ago (+3/-0)*

There is no such thing as "survival food", just food. Don't get scammed by those retarded buckets or overpriced freeze dried styrofoam.

Say what you will about the Mormons, but they have done long term food prep in a realistic way that's been functioning since the pioneer days.

They have an online store.
https://store.churchofjesuschrist.org/new-category/food-storage/5637160355.c

[ - ] Trope 0 points 4 monthsFeb 14, 2025 08:26:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yup, LDS was one of the best sources of canned food I can find. Got a shelf full of flour and grains I hope to never use.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 13:12:42 ago (+2/-0)

Make your own. My local WinCo has food-grade buckets and plenty of large bags of stuff. Oats, rice, beans, lentils, whatever. If you do it right it will stay good for a very long time. Canned stuff too. So what if a few will go bad, just buy more to account for that. Rotate through supplies if you have a family large enough.

Don't skip on iodized salt, pepper, garlic, and Tabasco. All are incredibly valuable in a warzone. Vinegar too for cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. And soap. It helps keep disease at bay, very important when hospitals aren't available.

The real thing to find is a good local water source and some water cleaning equipment.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:14:03 ago (+0/-0)

Add winter to the mix and fuuuuuuuck

[ - ] SundayMatinee 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 12:53:06 ago (+2/-0)

What about water? You can build a portable stove top/camp fire still out of a whistle kettle, number 6 bung, 1/2 stainless steel baffles, 16 ounce mason jar, 3/8" check valve, and 1/8 to 1/2 brass fittings for both ends for about 50 bucks buying all items new. Use neoprene silicone bungs and washers for the fittings. No pipe tape is needed.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:18:03 ago (+1/-0)

That's probably the best long term winter solution for water purification. Huge pain in the ass drying filters so they don't freeze and crack.

Can't stick a still in your pocket though.

[ - ] beece 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 12:14:13 ago (+2/-0)*

Buy what you like to eat. I love Mountain House freeze dryed stuff, so I bought #10 tins when they've been on sale. Costco once had an amazing sale that I spent $1800 on despite already being stocked up. The stuff fit onto 2 pallets:-) I bought a case of diced chicken off ebay once, stuff was perfect condition. Some other prepper food place had another sale. Mountain House direct also has sales. Make sure the sell-by date is current, the stuff will easily last 30 years of put in a cool/dry/dark basement corner, but buy it on sale.

https://mountainhouse.com/collections/sale
https://www.costco.com/s?keyword=mountain%20house

I've got multiple 5 gallon buckets (Mylar vacumn packed inside) of beans, rice, lentils and oats. Be aware that is a crapload of food though, even if the cost is right, you'll likely be tossing some at some point. The lentils were something like $22 for 25 lbs, and in 2 or 3 years we've eaten less than 25% of them. In 2 years we've gone through 1 of the 2 5 gallon buckets of rice. We supplement that with our garden, in winter time, we still buy a lot of produce. I've also planted edible foods in wild places. Sunchokes, Camas, Wapito....unlike say, tomatos which everyone will recognise as food, no one knows it's food except me. I've gotten some friends and family into that as well.

My wife often considers me crazy. I once bought gas masks for every child on the block. Mentioning it to one of the parents and letting her know that I didn't have one for either of them (the parents) brought a shocked and stunned look to her face. Then later when the pandemic hit and I had well over 100 of the N95 masks which everyone wanted...LOL.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 21:35:58 ago (+1/-0)

Out of all the pre-packaged freeze dried "survival" meals, it's been my experience that Mountain House tastes the best.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 1 point 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 01:28:33 ago (+1/-0)

That’s because they just plow sodium in to them. They’re also the least healthy brand.

Try Happy Yak out of Canada. Best tasting without being pure sodium.

[ - ] Bonanza 2 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 10:51:18 ago (+2/-0)

Not familiar with them. I'll have to try them out.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 11:34:55 ago (+2/-0)

The realty office. Grow and can your own meat and produce.
Grocery store stuff has been stripped of nutrients, including the fresh produce sold there. You could buy from farmers markets and can from there, but that shits expensive. Dry aging meats is also pretty simple if you have a cold, dry place for it.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 11:07:24 ago (+2/-0)

I've been rethinking the survival food thing. Yeah raw materials for sure rice beans wheat,vinegar ...powdered egg? maybe but im thinking more long term is buying tools/weapons and investing in outdoor cooking stuff.

Like im not trying to run a restaurant at the end of the world just survive so i don't understand all the "gourmet options" these survival companies are offering. Plus food exhaustion is real thats a thing.Keep that in mind when buying 20 buckets of already prepared meals.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 10:24:55 ago (+2/-0)

Buy one of these and make it yourself.

https://harvestright.com/

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 11:37:06 ago (+2/-0)

These are awesome until you get the power bill.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:05:02 ago (+2/-0)

If I ran their big unit 24 hours a day it would cost approximately $2 per day.

Considering 13oz of freeze dried steak runs approx $120, chicken is more like $80, you would be saving something like 70-80% per can produced yourself. Considering the machines cost $3000, you could recover the cost of the machine in a couple months.

You would probably have to invest in specialized canning equipment or at least a vacuum packer and some quality bags. But you're talking about maybe $3 in electricity for something like $70-$80 savings per can, and you could probably run 3-4 cans of food in that freeze drier per 24-36 hours. So you're saving about $300 per day for maybe an hour or two of labour.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 17:16:39 ago (+0/-0)

If it requires a dedicated 15 Amp breaker it's using a lot more than $2/day, at least where I live.

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 12:22:33 ago (+4/-3)

Plant a garden.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 10:03:50 ago (+1/-0)

most of those survival sites source from the same group of distributors

I fancy #10 cans, the prices are nuts though

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 01:09:04 ago (+0/-0)

If by “best” you mean specifically flavour, without just loading them full of sodium.

I’d try Happy Yak out of eastern Canada somewhere. (Freeze dried)
Healthier than the popular ones like Mountain House etc, and taste better imo.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 16:37:31 ago (+0/-0)

Buy dehydrated camping food. Just add boiling water.

[ - ] PenisEnvy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 13:29:01 ago (+1/-1)

Raid the preppers and keep light and mobile. If the now deceased preppers had lots, take what you need and bury the rest for another time.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:19:08 ago (+1/-0)

Guys like you are the reason I'm going to have gimp slaves. Try to raid me and I'm throwing you naked into the gimp chamber and you're getting sucked off TO DEATH you fucking faggot.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:32:54 ago (+1/-0)

So few think about marauders! Come and try to take my shit.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 10:14:09 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee -1 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 19:59:19 ago (+0/-1)

Wouldn't you like to know? Faggot.

[ - ] Reunto -1 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 17:08:19 ago (+0/-1)

Goyslop Surplus

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic -1 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 16:38:40 ago (+0/-1)

Just get all your neighbors to do it. That way you don't have to be bothered by such things until the time comes and you harvest your neighbors.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 14:59:41 ago (+0/-1)

Soldiers in the Army National Guard often get MREs and they don't eat them.
Especially during summer training.
Ask an Army buddy to save his MREs and sell them to you.
He probably has a closet full already.

Trade him enough money for a Wendy's triple patty Baconator with a large Frosty and large fries. Which is what he'd probably buy instead of eating the MRE.

[ - ] Osmanthus 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 15:31:53 ago (+0/-0)

Aftermarket mres don't last that long and it's actually illegal to sell them.
Not really a good choice.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 17:20:12 ago (+0/-0)

This sounds like something you "heard somewhere".

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 17:52:08 ago (+0/-0)

It's illegal for military personnel to sell mres for personal profit. Be more specific

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 4 monthsFeb 11, 2025 14:47:00 ago (+1/-3)

Check your local grain co-op.
They sell sacks by the ton.

Ask a farmer/rancher friend if you can pitch in on his next order.

As much as I hate Christ-Cucks, churches are good for finding large groups to buy in bulk.
Use it as an opportunity to convert them away from a Jewish-God and back to the White-Gods if their ancestors.