×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
9

The best breakfast!!!

submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 07:29:46 ago (+15/-6)     (NutziHiveKickers)

I decided to make a great breakfast today


It began with my weekly bacon cook. I like to cook bacon at the beginning of the week because it keeps well and the logistics of disposing grease every day sucks. Pre cooked tastes like ass as well

I then fried some potatoes in the bacon fat until they were golden brown. After that, I cooked 3 eggs scrambled. All this seasoned with salt and pepper.

You're probably thinking "eggs , bacon and potatoes. Nothing special about that!"

Well, that's where you're WRONG. I had some brisket in the fridge from this weekend's smoke. This particular beauty turned out absolutely perfectly as I found a new secret - add ghee (clarified butter) after wrapping!!! Really turned up the moisture and made it so juicy.

Anyhow, I plated as follows: eggs followed by potatoes, then slices of smoked brisket, 2 straps of bacon and a whole avocado on the side with some salsa!

Oh man this was good, words cannot adequately describe how well all this went together. This is a last-meal quality breakfast for someone who is into savory foods and can take or leave sugars.

If this gets 25 upvotes I'll post a picture


27 comments block


[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 15:30:16 ago (+0/-0)

I like to cook bacon at the beginning of the week

Have you tried freezing it afterwards? I like frozen crispy bacon, it makes amazing spicy BLT wraps.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 15:04:50 ago (+0/-0)

I like to cook bacon at the beginning of the week
Pre cooked tastes like ass

Hmmm. Cooking the bacon each morning to make grease for the eggs (and sometimes potatoes) has been working out pretty well so far. No grease gets disposed.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 15:06:41 ago (+0/-0)

Super convenient for meal prep to pre cook it plus getting all the grease at once is helpful.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 15:40:19 ago (+0/-0)

I dunno. Taking the grease out of the pan to store it, then putting it back in to cook stuff seems like an extra step.

https://pomf.lain.la/f/p3o196ed.jpg

The remains of a lamb leg roast are next, then probably some veggies. Sometimes potatoes, but I try to limit the starchy foods.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 15:02:05 ago (+1/-0)

excellent! Sounds like the breakfast i cook every weekend. Get tired of same thing 5 days a week, so weekends are for nice breakfasts. Cook bacon. Use bacon grease to cook hash browns, then eggs(fried with cheddar on top) using the same bacon grease. Fruit/avacado on the side. Been doing this same breakfast for 17 years

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 13:08:37 ago (+0/-0)

no onion?

[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 09:45:34 ago (+0/-1)

The avocado was totally unnecessary and probably bad for you

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 11:36:27 ago (+1/-1)

Avocados are fine. Believe it or not, though, the pit of the avocado contains a lot more of the necessary nutrition than the avocado itself. You have to boil the pit in water for about 4-10 minutes until the outer shell slides off, and then clean the pit and eat it. It tastes pretty bad, it's bland and tastes like a boiled nut, but it's great for keeping blood pressure down.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 13:59:28 ago (+1/-0)

don't listen to anyone telling you to consume seeds or seed oils.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 14:20:15 ago (+0/-0)

Seriously?

Processed seed oils contain tons of bad things, but I'm not recommending them. In this specific case, I'm showing how the seed, an often unused part of the fruit, can maintain some nutrition, similar to how a potato skin has more nutrition than the potato itself, or how eggshells can be dried, powdered, and then used as a supplement.

If you believe all seeds are bad, without testing or checking for yourself, you're better off listening to everyone telling you to get the vaxx.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 15:12:16 ago (+1/-0)

a potato skin has more nutrition than the potato itself

I'm no nutritionist, but recently skimmed an article claiming potato skins contain poisons. They're apparently much worse if the potato has begun to sprout from the eyes. If they start turning green at all, most of the potato is poison.

Maybe just anti-potato propaganda, but something to consider.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 15:36:18 ago (+1/-0)

That's if you're close to eating the potato almost raw. Yes, you're correct, poisons build up in the outer layers because the nutrient absorption also takes in the pesticides and the surface level cleaning agents. Obviously cooking a potato, or choosing a specific kind to eat makes a big difference. There's loads of different kinds of potatoes. The kinds most often referred to are the breakfast potatoes, or the kind that are designed for baking and stuffing.

Technically speaking, most vegetables consumed in the US are unfit for consumption, because we have a government-required process where everything is X-rayed upon delivery to check for dangerous imbedded metals in the food. While it's fine to prevent spalling from entering the food, it basically destroys the nutritional value, too. It's why farmers' markets and home grown produce have a naturally lighter and better taste.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 13:56:05 ago (+0/-0)

potato skin has more nutrition than the potato itself

Just in: banana peel is more nutritious than banana itself.
Bin the banana, eat the peel

Methinks you’re confused about what nutrition means

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 14:56:41 ago (+0/-0)

One of the oldest ladies in the world, who lived to be 140 in Europe, was asked about how she reached that age. She responded, "if it only tastes good, spit it out."

She seemed to understand that people and food exist to deceive each other. While the basis of picking food that tastes good makes it seem like an easy choice, we've all continuously damaged our own health on the basis of picking food that we like.

Even John the Baptist refuted this mentality. He claimed that mankind was creating many health problems by only picking food by choice, instead of maintaining a healthy diet by using the resources that one can acquire locally. When locusts destroyed the crops that were being grown, he surprised everyone by capturing some of the locusts and then showing to others how the locusts could be used to provide another food source through the extraction of the nutrient paste that the locusts created through destroying the underripe crops.

My point by mentioning all of this is that nutrition, by definition, shouldn't be designed around "what tastes good," but instead by what benefits you derive from eating it.

And can anyone really claim to fully understand nutrition when we are constantly bombarded with lies about it to begin with? There's been so many different foods that we've only begun to understand have longer term damage and short term benefits.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 13:53:55 ago (+0/-0)

the thing that is naturally inedible and you have to go to great lengths to make edible yet tastes gross, is more beneficial than the thing naturally edible and doesn’t taste gross

Sure thing, mate

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 13:56:45 ago (+0/-0)

talking shit about avocadoes?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 14:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

Can you even read?
You gotta up your comprehension skills, Juanita

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 14:03:10 ago (+0/-0)

how did you get passed the ban?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 14:05:49 ago (+0/-0)

_!_

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 14:06:49 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 08:36:51 ago (+7/-2)

"If this gets 25 upvotes I'll post a picture"

Downvoted. And I always upvote. Gotta nip that faggotry right in the cunt before it catches on.


[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 08:37:35 ago (+2/-1)

User was banned for this!

[ - ] goatfugee12 5 points 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 08:16:50 ago (+5/-0)

never dispose bacon grease. esp if you cook in mass.

i run mine through a coffee filter with a paper towel draped across to filter out larger peices.

then use that instead of seed oil for anything that u pan cook with a higher burn point than butter.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 14:59:50 ago (+1/-0)

I leave all the pieces in the skillet for the eggs, then whatever comes next. The grease from two slices is usually used up by the end of the day.

[ - ] goatfugee12 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 18:54:42 ago (+1/-0)

2 slices sure. but my guy here said he cooks a weeks worth at once.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 08:00:39 ago (+1/-0)

I wish I had time again. I lost it all and can't seem to find it.

Here's +1 uptoot, I'd love to see your masterpiece.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 10, 2025 07:32:09 ago (+1/-0)

@MasterSupressionTechnique will never have a breakfast like this