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Church of Satan

submitted by Sal_180 to funny 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 18:34:09 ago (+3/-5)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Burned 2 points 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 19:21:10 ago (+2/-0)

Anton LeVay's Church of satan was literally a con job. LeVay was a failed musican and carnival barker who created a religion to get rich. His own daughter has has said as much that LeVay was a conman who didn't believe a word of the horseshit he peddled.

[ - ] UncleDoug -1 points 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 19:29:47 ago (+1/-2)

Flattards can’t conceptualise in 3D and christcucks can’t fathom figuratively.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 19:01:08 ago (+2/-1)

Kill self, jew.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 19:00:15 ago (+2/-1)

I was going to say "dumbfucks" but that's the same as saying "christians".

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 18:45:08 ago (+3/-2)

It's true.
Nobody invests more energy into obsessing about Satan than the Christ-Cucks.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 18:43:30 ago (+2/-1)

They know they are of Cain/devils children and are against anything pure & good.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 18:57:45 ago (+0/-0)

Burned by the church of satan ...damn.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 18:41:03 ago (+1/-1)

But they do believe in satan.

[ - ] Love240 -1 points 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 19:13:31 ago (+0/-1)

^

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 18:40:20 ago (+0/-0)

Satanists believe in the anti- Christ. It's Talmudism and Qaballah focused on Sabatean Frankist principles. Act to bring about the rapture referred to in Revelations.

Find that thread and ask the CoS poster if he's a jew.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2 monthsFeb 6, 2025 18:42:59 ago (+3/-0)

"Dont believe what i say, believe what i say!" - every satanist explaining away out of the core basis of their religion... which is also a satan thing. You know, prince of lies and all.