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What have you done today to make sure your white daughters get pregnant tomorrow?

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 3 monthsFeb 6, 2025 10:07:45 ago (+4/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

One suggestion would be to do the old Jewish trick. Jews won't grant them inheritance to their kids until they get married and have kids.

Well white girls seem to want to go to college so what you could say is we will not pay for your college or sign your student loan guarantees until you've had two children then you can go up to college and we'll take care of them.

You see the whole idea that was implanted in your mind that you got to keep your daughter from getting pregnant from the young white boy down the street because that would just be the worst thing in the world and immoral and the most embarrassing thing that whole idea was just a Jewish trick.

The people who actually got it right were those people we were told were crazy Christian cult members who were going out forming their own group and impregnating all the girls as fast and as many times as they could so they had more and more babies. If everybody had been doing that we wouldn't be coming a minority and dying out.


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[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 3 monthsFeb 6, 2025 11:53:51 ago (+1/-0)

Capitalizes 'jew' over and over and over again...

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 monthsFeb 6, 2025 17:55:33 ago (+0/-0)

'joo' spelled wrong on purpose,for MAX effect.

[ - ] Her0n -1 points 3 monthsFeb 6, 2025 12:26:02 ago (+0/-1)

Then we are to take your statement as a rejection of his message?

[ - ] Panic 0 points 3 monthsFeb 6, 2025 12:25:32 ago (+0/-0)

Great idea.

In French Louisiana where I am from, the parents just throw their hands up in the air and let mature take its course as soon as the sons or daughters get their first pubic hair. Others think that's terrible, but with our remoter locations and multi-generational families, it works out great. Family get-togethers happen every day ending in Y.