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Jumped a White guy today

submitted by PotatoWhisperer2 to whatever 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 13:32:22 ago (+56/-2)     (whatever)

Looked like he'd been living 'rough' in a huge Coleman RV trailer thing. His truck's battery ate it and he was stranded in the grocery store parking lot. A quick jump-start later and he was on his way. Hopefully to get a new battery.

Funny how the title means something completely different to niggers.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 19 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 15:18:07 ago (+19/-0)

Again, I appreciate you giving me that jump. I was able to get back out in the middle of nowhere and start making meth again.

[ - ] Le_Bucheron 6 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 15:22:07 ago (+6/-0)

Hi Walter!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 15:23:46 ago (+8/-0)

Hi. Its time to cook. My cunt of a wife is fucking some guy to try and spite me and my son is a retard cripple so I bought him a PT Cruiser.

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 16:01:18 ago (+5/-0)

Dude! You don't have to call me "Some Guy"! Man, we've known each other for a While now!

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 15:56:02 ago (+2/-0)

I was wondering why my package was late. Send asap.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 [op] 2 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 20:13:47 ago (+2/-0)

Dude, get to the dentist.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 22:10:21 ago (+1/-0)

I went and he said "no thanks". So I then sold meth to all his patients and left. Science, bitch!

[ - ] FreeinTX 5 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 13:34:09 ago (+5/-0)

You some kinna evil keneval?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 [op] 5 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 13:36:10 ago (+5/-0)

He can jump over the tallest buil.... errr, a crouched over guy. Maybe. From a chair.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 14:15:06 ago (+5/-0)

niggers are retarded and gay.

[ - ] xmasskull 6 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 14:48:48 ago (+6/-0)

niggers are a virus and need eradication.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 15:31:28 ago (+3/-0)

No niggers (in the west) are a symptom, we all know the virus name.

[ - ] con77 5 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 17:13:19 ago (+6/-1)

When I was in Nursing school I was well and truly broke. It was a race each month whether the electric was getting turned off or the truck repossessed.

So of course my battery dies. I got a jump and went to wally world. I get in line to pay and theres some kind of fee on top. $10.

I didnt have it. I walked out to my dead truck wondering what I was gonna do. A guy in his 60's walked out behind me. He came up to me in my truck and handed me $10! I was astounded and grateful.

Wherever you are Sir. I have paid it forward many times since then. And continue to do so.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 17:50:42 ago (+3/-0)*

Everytime I've been in a situation like that, it seems like there is always that random person who helps. I've also paid it forward as well. Help out a fellow white man, we have each other's backs.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 20:13:14 ago (+1/-0)

Oh yeah, just payin' it forward. God knows I've needed more than my share of jumpstarts when I was just starting out as a young man with beater cars.

And it's surprising how many friends you make buying a guy a lunch.

[ - ] Trope 4 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 16:58:41 ago (+4/-0)

Grew up in the city. I read that as jumped instead of jumped.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 3 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 14:06:50 ago (+3/-0)

jumper cables don't grow on trees son

[ - ] GuyWhite 4 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 15:16:53 ago (+4/-0)

But Mississippi wind chimes grow on trees.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 16:20:54 ago (+2/-0)

Injump d a girl off a few months ago never seen under the hood of a car that looked like this. I didn’t even know where the battery was. and her fuses were on top of the battery

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 20:21:34 ago (+2/-0)

yeah I totally misread that at first

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 18:36:38 ago (+1/-0)

"Jumped" can also mean having sex, so there's an entirely different way the title can be read.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 21:42:27 ago (+1/-0)*

Funny how the title means something completely different to niggers.

A bunch of local niggers just ran out to steal condoms and call all their friends.
But all I said was "There's gonna be a hoedown tonight at the dance hall."

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 22:16:28 ago (+0/-0)

Just a word of advice, especially with newer cars, don't jump anything with jumper cables. Good chance you'll introduce electrical gremlims and have various problems as result.

The solution is to carry a jump pack. And the benefit is that when your car doesn't start you don't need to rely on anyone.

Here are some deals on jumpers: https://www.myvipon.com/promotion/index?search=battery%20jumper&group=&module=20&click_module=60

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 monthsFeb 4, 2025 22:34:03 ago (+0/-0)

Nice humble-brag faggot.
You’re supposed to help people out and not speak of it.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 5, 2025 13:04:41 ago (+0/-0)

Don't be so negative. Help each other, share that you are helping at least a little, and hopefully inspire others to do the same. Try not to post only negative content. Gaylord.