i am going to cut the head off the antichrist one day in jeruselam and i dont fucking want to go to fucking jeruselam is all fucking jews but God says that is my destiny as the archangel and as soon as I cut the fucking evil bastards head off and hold it up for everybody to see my head is going to get cut off, like wtf God damn it
I had Satan over for some beer by the firepit last summer or something and the fucker brought a shitload of demons with him to attack me relentlessly, it was fucking ridiculous man, with the armor of God those demons can not touch me no matter how hard they try, I laugh at them and the just attack attack attack attack attack attack.... it's sickening,
not a single attack of theirs has any effect at all except to annoy me
so I ask satan to call off the fucking demons, lets just sit back and enjoy the mothin and shapes of the flames while we enjoy a nice ice cold beer for a momen, and he captulates, of course, ok, lets a truce, and no sooner do we agree to the truce his fucking demons are attacking me again.
fuck em
they have no effect on me
they don't even really annoy me unless i let myself get annoyed
after a while you dont even notice if you just ignore them
[ + ] Trope
[ - ] Trope 1 point 4 monthsFeb 2, 2025 02:39:03 ago (+1/-0)
Machete did this too. Strange how it could feel so incredibly real yet be so exaggerated.
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 4 monthsFeb 2, 2025 10:13:52 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Stonkmar
[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 4 monthsFeb 1, 2025 08:19:45 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 4 monthsFeb 1, 2025 02:40:31 ago (+1/-0)
is it about satan?
[ + ] Oz5711
[ - ] Oz5711 2 points 4 monthsFeb 1, 2025 04:46:23 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 1, 2025 05:15:38 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Oz5711
[ - ] Oz5711 1 point 4 monthsFeb 1, 2025 05:38:19 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 4 monthsFeb 1, 2025 06:12:41 ago (+0/-0)
I had Satan over for some beer by the firepit last summer or something and the fucker brought a shitload of demons with him to attack me relentlessly, it was fucking ridiculous man, with the armor of God those demons can not touch me no matter how hard they try, I laugh at them and the just attack attack attack attack attack attack.... it's sickening,
not a single attack of theirs has any effect at all except to annoy me
so I ask satan to call off the fucking demons, lets just sit back and enjoy the mothin and shapes of the flames while we enjoy a nice ice cold beer for a momen, and he captulates, of course, ok, lets a truce, and no sooner do we agree to the truce his fucking demons are attacking me again.
fuck em
they have no effect on me
they don't even really annoy me unless i let myself get annoyed
after a while you dont even notice if you just ignore them
they cant hurt you anyways
just ignore them
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsFeb 1, 2025 12:12:08 ago (+0/-0)