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we should adopt burger king as our official burger franchise

submitted by drstrangergov to whatever 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 10:22:04 ago (+12/-0)     (whatever)

everybody loves us! what could go wrong? the soylentburgers are a problem though.


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[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 10:22:45 ago (+2/-0)

You have to at least buy something to get a crown.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 10:26:01 ago (+7/-0)

I hate that dumb low IQ nigger commercial song with the passion of a thousand Hitlers

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 12:13:43 ago (+2/-0)

I support your sentiment with a million Roman salutes1111111111111111

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 13:18:28 ago (+1/-0)

A thousand Hitlers! Oy vey! Ten thousand Hitlers could cause another show! A hundred thousand Hitlers is unacceptable! I just can't even imagine a million Hitlers!!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 14:15:19 ago (+1/-0)

6 gorillion Hitlers!

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 14:00:08 ago (+0/-0)

wopper wopper wopper wopper, woppper woppppper wopper wppowr. At Beeee... , k,. have it ur way

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 14:12:49 ago (+1/-0)

flibbidy jib, bix nood, muh dik, woppa gud sheeeit

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 10:27:26 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 10:32:33 ago (+1/-0)

oh you're being silly. burger king loves us and would appreciate our endorsement.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 3 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 10:48:44 ago (+3/-0)

I don’t endorse faggots or goyslop.

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:02:47 ago (+3/-0)

dang. you guys must be a bunch of feds. no sense of humor.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:58:02 ago (+2/-1)

Nothing funny about losing a culture and class war.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 14:04:04 ago (+0/-0)

Yes there is

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 10:51:56 ago (+3/-0)

Burger King will not be Elonized.

By elonized I mean making something thats bad good just because they said something "based".

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:01:57 ago (+0/-0)

they didnt do anything based. they hate us. and i doubt they want to be known as the cheeseburger of choice for hatefulracistbigothomophones.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:03:48 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not up to date on the current thing. What did they do?

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 4 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:12:01 ago (+4/-0)

i imagine a world where men stand tall and shout whats on their mind whenever and wherever they like. in my minds eye they are all wearing cardboard burger king crowns. it is a stupid dream, but it is my dream.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 12:04:13 ago (+2/-0)

I have a dream! That Men, meaning White Men and nobody else, may be judged by their character instead of their choice of headgear!

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 13:42:11 ago (+2/-0)

Kick that nigger bitch off the plane!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 15:58:09 ago (+2/-0)

Dock if I didn't know better I'd say it sounds like you're just now discovering a year + old meme.

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 1, 2025 00:12:00 ago (+0/-0)

;)

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

I have the same dream but its women and they are all wearing those hair claws. Double duty. Holds your hair up and doubles as a weapon. a desperate weapon but a weapon nonetheless. Better than cardboard at least.

[ - ] drstrangergov [op] 0 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2025 18:57:30 ago (+0/-0)

they were pushing a soyburger a couple of years ago.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 8 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 10:54:43 ago (+8/-0)

Burger King began catering to niggers in the nineties. Fuck them.

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:41:04 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah they did a "nissan". The Nissan of fast food burger joints

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 14:13:58 ago (+1/-0)

About the only burger joint I will even consider eating these days is DQ's backyard ranch burger. Its pretty good. The last time I had BK whopper it was nasty. They used to be good but not anymore.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 14:16:20 ago (+2/-0)

Junior whoppers are "ok". Wendy's blows them out of the water. Almost all of DQ stuff is awesome.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 14:18:19 ago (+1/-0)

AH! That's why I've always seen it as the nigger burger joint! White folk went to McDonalds and the niggers went to the Burger Kang. I noticed that as a kid and it stuck even through the gov indoctrination.

[ - ] heebiejeebies 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:02:33 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry, I gotta go with Demolition Man and support Taco Bell on this one.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 12:05:57 ago (+1/-0)

The Restaurant Wars are On!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 12:19:53 ago (+1/-0)

goddamn americans and your knockoff aussie restaurants.... these bad boys are in stomach churning 45 year old locations all throughout victoria

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:28:31 ago (+1/-0)

fuck that. the burgers are better at hungry jacks.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 11:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

It already is

Every military base has a burger King

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 13:07:16 ago (+0/-0)

My son is in a band and the drummer wanted to wear a Burger King hat at one of their gigs. The other members discouraged him but I got a chuckle.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 15:15:34 ago (+1/-0)

Choose Culver's.

Craig Culver and his dad started the company. Very White. Nothing kosher about a bacon cheeseburger.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 2 monthsJan 30, 2025 21:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

Had Culver's the other day and their double deluxe is over $7 just for the burger. It's good but not $7 good.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 3 monthsJan 30, 2025 17:05:44 ago (+1/-0)

3G capital of BRAZIL owns burger king.