- bear composited into beginning of video - person with fur suit pushing on outside of tent - repeating sound effect - 2 seconds later bear is nowhere to be seen in 100+ ft radius
"ALMOST" attacked means that there was no attack...if a bear does decide that it wants to viciously attack someone they won't know what hit them, most physical encounters are maulings and keeping a cool head and a measure of aggressiveness will dissuade a bear from committed contact...a bear has two modes of running, one being a casual trot, a friendly approach...the other mode is head down, hump hair spiked and 35mph until it collides with it's target...and when they collide head on it's a collision of muscle and hide.
I had one come up to my tent one night and I was like hey man, you really need to fuck off before I shoot you in the face with my .357 Magnum and he literally went back into the woods. true story. I rolled back over and went to sleep. I think he smelled my pepperoni rolls that he was not going to get.
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- bear composited into beginning of video
- person with fur suit pushing on outside of tent
- repeating sound effect
- 2 seconds later bear is nowhere to be seen in 100+ ft radius
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