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Turtle enjoys some seafood

submitted by dulcima to turtles 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 01:15:56 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/z6h6pa.mp4



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[ - ] shitface9000 5 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 03:23:20 ago (+5/-0)

How much nutrients can a jellyfish hold?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 07:47:30 ago (+4/-0)

It’s likely mostly high fructose corn syrup.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 4 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 02:50:06 ago (+4/-0)

Think it's spicy?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 07:31:56 ago (+5/-0)

U WHITE MOTHEFUCKERS DONT BE SEASON IN YO FOOD ANY WAY

[ - ] con77 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 10:11:48 ago (+0/-0)

I use salt!

[ - ] con77 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 10:11:24 ago (+0/-0)

it would be for us

[ - ] RoxannaHardbutt 3 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 05:51:28 ago (+3/-0)*

Sea turtles in common with snapping turtles have an anapsid skull meaning there are no temporal fenestra or "windows" that identify later life forms, thus the sea turtle's way of burying its eggs in the sand enabled the species to survive the Permian & Cretaceous mass extinction events, that wiped out 95% of all species 252 & 66 million years ago respectively, while the snapper's way of burying itself in the mud for months at a time similarly allowed it to escape extinction. Solar Flares Caused the Permian & Cretaceous Mass Extinctions - Mars.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 13:58:37 ago (+0/-0)

our

*out

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 01:49:29 ago (+3/-0)*

Jellyfish have the cognitive capabilities of dandelion. I'm sure it didn't, because it couldn't, care it was being eaten.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 13:05:28 ago (+0/-0)

It's just a clone anyway

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 01:41:05 ago (+3/-0)

Yummy!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 04:59:52 ago (+2/-0)

That doesn't even look good.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 13:57:14 ago (+2/-0)

Confirmed for not a chink.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 16:15:52 ago (+0/-0)

COME GET THIS LOL

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 10:58:02 ago (+0/-0)

That's pretty metal.