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Blame Whitey

submitted by ProudRebel to funny 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 14:23:59 ago (+34/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 14:56:07 ago (+3/-0)

I found this letter on Wikipedia, written by a Haitian (diplomat?) in 1825 (translated)

Haiti, 1st year, 5th day of independence.
My dear mother,
Our ambassadors left to get money from France, I want to write to you through them, to tell you how much we are happy. The French are good, they forgot everything. Our fathers revolted against them, our fathers killed their fathers, sons, managers, and our fathers burned down their plantations. Well, they came to find us, and told us, "you give thirty million gourdes to us and we'll leave Haiti to you? (And we replied) Will you come buy sugar, coffee, and indigo from us? You will pay only half directly to us." Do you believe my dear mother, that we accepted the deal? Our President hugged the good papa Makau (the French ambassador). They drank to the health of the King of France, to the health of Boyer, to the health of Christophe, to the health of Haiti, to independence. Then they danced Balcindé and Bai chi ca colé with Haitian women. I can't tell you how much all of this is so beautiful and noble.
Come see your son at his plantation, my mother, he will give you cassava, goyava, and pimentade. He will be happy if you can bring him a white Frenchwoman for a wife. Tell her, if you please. We won't kill anymore whites, brothers, friends, and camarades of ours.
Your son hugs you, my dear mother.
Congo, free and independent Haitian, at Trou-Salé

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haitian_Creole

Haha “where da white women at?” Typical.

After they gained independence there were a series of Haitian leaders, many of whom declared themselves kings, and who were often assasinated by their successors. Obviously they killed basically all the whites (including ones that were pro-independence and anti-slavery)and later forbade white ownership of any land or property. They also invaded Dominican Republic. The French government was really to blame for this shit. They allowed way to many niggers who completely outnumbered the french.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 18:38:26 ago (+0/-0)

It's so amusing to me how niggers call themselves kings and queens. Imagine: a group of 12 male niggers, each of them genuinely believes he is some king of an ancient African bloodline.

Being a king means you have entitlements- stuff like land, a manse (or manses), people who swear fealty to you (the nobility class and knight/warrior/soldier class), and everything and everyone you see is subject to YOUR rule.

How do you think that works out when 12 niggers believe the same thing about themselves? Do they figure out which of them is the most coompetent leader, and then make him king while becoming lords themselves? NOPE. They kill and steal until only one "king" is left. This is an extreme example, but if this is the mindset of niggers and sheboons, it explains a lot. That entitlement that they all seem to bear.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 14:29:48 ago (+3/-0)

I dunno. The Clinton's made a lot of dough off them fairly recently

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 17:50:02 ago (+1/-0)

And White Christians still send their beautiful White teens to Haiti on mission trips…

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -1 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 00:23:12 ago (+0/-1)

how does it feel not being able to hide your retardation over the internet :D

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 17:38:47 ago (+1/-0)

Back to the island with you devils!

EDIT: why don't we actually just kill them all and take the island?

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 17:37:01 ago (+1/-0)

SHEEEIIIITTTT

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 14:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

Gee why was there one jew billionaire there running things?

Gilbert Bigio is a retired Haitian businessman. He is the founder of GB Group and Haiti's only billionaire. He was sanctioned by the Government of Canada for his involvement in arms trafficking and human rights violations in Haiti. Bigio is also the de facto leader of Haiti's Jewish community and an honorary consul to Israel.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 00:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

picks up hat and puts it on

"ERRRRRRRHRWWDRYRDRDDDDDDDDDSRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR flubalubalub empire hurdrblblbr economics hrbldrbldr freedom hur hur hur"

gets stabbed by another black thinking hes a white guy

picks up hat and puts it on

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